h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What have you never done that everyone else seems to have done?

I have never owned a mobile phone.

I have never seen the film Grease.

I have never been to a wedding or a funeral!

I've never seen the movie Titanic......

I've never seen"The Sound of Music"
I've never waxed above the knees.
I've never tried heroin.
I've never flown in Concorde
I've never been to America.
Ive never tried diving, or parachuting or bungee jumping.

I've never managed to stick to a diet

other than the sound of music
I have never done any of those thing either, is this a good or bad thing?

I have never tried smoking. Not even normal cigarettes.

I've never tried to stop drinking, though.

I've never had a girlfriend who didn't speak german. And none of them were german. Just weird coincidence.

I've never been on a date


but I did once come on watermelon (ba dum bump - ch! Any other Ed Byrne fans out there?)

Ami of zx

I've never posted to a thread on H2G2 under this moniker.

crap.

Until about 2 weeks ago, I'd never set foot inside a betting shop. Pity this thread didn't start 2 weeks ago!

I've never owned, otherwise possessed, or even listened to a Madonna album. All I know of her ouevre is what I've heard on the radio (i.e. singles).

RF

I've never seen "Lord of the Rings" or any of the spin-offs.
I've never watched "The Office" or "Little Britain".
I've never stripped in public/sunbathed topless/streaked (population heaves sigh of relief)
I've never had sex with a woman.
I've never had sex with more than one man at a time.
I've never been on board a ship.
I've never been to outer space

I've never had a life of my own.

I've never slept with an Englishman. French, Spanish, German, Canadian ... but not English. (Hey, we're talking the 70's here - you just did it)

You're not missing anything, hon

Been to a disco / club
Danced with a woman (I'm a hetro male otherwise this is a "so what")
Bought a lottery ticket
Had a bet
Taken drugs

PP

(should this be viewed as a losers thread?)

Can I just put on the record, that after a game broadly along these lines at the Brum meet, there is nothing that myself, KerrAvon, GreyDesk and Z have not cumulatively done.

B

Which one of you committed suicide?

Are we supposed to be saying what we've never done, or what we'd like to do but have never got round to/had the opportunity?