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How many nights have you spent in a police cell?

Post 1

kuzushi


How many nights have you spent in a police cell?

Post 2

Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo)

Nine. This might come as a surprise to some 'round these parrs!


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Post 3

swl

One


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Post 4

Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo)

Unfortunate typo: that should be 'none', not 'nine'.


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Post 5

kuzushi


Only nine!


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Post 6

swl

smiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laugh


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Post 7

STRANGELY STRANGE ( A brain on a spring )

None, however I once went to a police station in Malasia to get a pass to sleep in jungle, believe it or not you were supposed to get one, and they said it would be OK to use one of their cells for the night. I declined and put tent up in the police station garden. One of the policemen thought it would be highly amusing to speak in Malay and bang his Armalite Rifle they all carried on the ground to scare me, ha, bloody ha!


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Post 8

kuzushi


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BTW this wasn't an answer. This was a response to post 2.


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Post 9

Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo)

It should still be 'none'. I'm a good boy me!smiley - whistle


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Post 10

kuzushi


It doesn't mean you're good if you've never been nicked. Just crafty.


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Post 11

Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo)

Or lucky.


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Post 12

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

One night in a police cell.
Most of a night in the back of a police van.
A short period in the back of a police car.
They woudln't let me into the fireengine though smiley - cry


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Post 13

Mu Beta

...although I believe you have spent significant amounts of time in an ambulance.

I nominate Post 2 for 'typo of the year'. Brilliant. smiley - rofl

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Post 14

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I've spent lots of time, on many differnt ocasions in ambulances... Most of that time I can't remember though.... smiley - doh still peeved they wouldn't let me in their fire engine though smiley - wah


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Post 15

MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship.

One! Aytown nick, as a student... six in the cell, purely for our own protection, alegedlly...and no breakfast!!!

Not impressed!

MMF

smiley - musicalnote


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Post 16

pedro

One, although getting a lift home shows I'm a good boy really.smiley - angel

The night before an exam as well...


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Post 17

Steve K.

"I nominate Post 2 for 'typo of the year'. Brilliant."

I second the nomination. "Unfortunate" indeed. It reminds me of the movie "The Wackiest Ship in the Army", with Jack Lemon trying to captain a sailing vessel. He gets a light signal message reading "You Are In a Fine Position". "Great" he says, then a crewmember says, "I don't think that's an "F", its an "M" ... smiley - online2long

And put me down for "none" (with an "o"). smiley - biggrin


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Post 18

Researcher U197087

Once. Posession of cannabis. On my 24th Brithday.


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Post 19

Researcher U197087

...and it wasn't even my puff.


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Post 20

valiantbeauty

none


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