h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Fruit case! Fruit CASE! FRUIT CASE! Look aaft, there is a case of fruit!

Ok... everyone sing along here... to the tune of 'Guantanamera'


I ate a one ton tomato,
I ate a one ton tomaaaato,
I ate a one ton tomaaatoooe.



CZ

99 tomato fruits on teh wall, 99 tomato fruits, take one down, wave it it around, 98 tomato fruits on teh wall.
98 tomato fruits on teh wall, 98 tomato fruits, take one down wave it around, 97 tomato fruits on teh wall,
97 tomato fruits on teh wall 97 tomato fruits, take one down, wave it around, 96 tomato fruits on teh wall.
96 tomato fruits on teh wall, 96 tomato fruits, take one down wave it around, 95 tomato fruits on teh wall join in

94 tomato fruits on teh wall, 93 tomato fruits, take one down, wave it it around, 92 tomato fruits on teh wall.
91 tomato fruits on teh wall, 90 tomato fruits, take one down wave it around, 89 tomato fruits on teh wall,
88 tomato fruits on teh wall 87 tomato fruits, take one down, wave it around, 86 tomato fruits on teh wall.
85 tomato fruits on teh wall, 84 tomato fruits, take one down wave it around, 83 tomato fruits on teh wall

*SIGH*

*rolls eyes*

82 tomato fruits on the wall, 82 tomato fruits, take one down, wave it around, 81 tomato fruits on the wall. 81 tomato fruits on the wall, 81 tomato fruits, take one down, wave it around, 80 tomato fruits on the wall. 80 tomato fruits on teh wall, 80 tomato fruits, take one down, wave it around, 79 tomato fruits on the wall. 79 tomato fruits on the wall, 79 tomato fruits, take one down, wave it around, 78 tomato fruits on the wall. 78 tomato fruits on the wall, 78 tomato fruits, take one down, wave it around, 77 tomato fruits on the wall. 77 tomato fruits on the wall, 77 tomato fruits, take one down, wave it around, 76 tomato fruits on the wall. 76 tomato fruits on the wall, 76 tomato fruits, take one down, wave it around, 75 tomato fruits on the wall. 75 tomato fruits on the wall, 75 tomato fruits, take one down, wave it around, tomato 74 fruits on the wall. 74 tomato fruits on the wall, 74 tomato fruits, take one down, wave it around, 73 tomato fruits on the wall. 73 tomato fruits on the wall, 73 tomato fruits, take one down, wave it around, 72 tomato fruits on the wall. 72 72 tomato fruits on the wall, 72 tomato fruits, take one down, wave it around, 71 tomato fruits on the wall. 71 tomato fruits on the wall, 71 tomato fruits, take one down, wave it around, 70 tomato fruits on the wall.

69 tomato fruits on teh wall, 68 tomato fruits, take one down, wave it it around,
67 tomato fruits on teh wall, 66 tomato fruits, take one down wave it around, 65 tomato fruits on teh wall,
64 tomato fruits on teh wall 63 tomato fruits, take one down, wave it around, 62 tomato fruits on teh wall.
61 tomato fruits on teh wall, 60 tomato fruits, take one down wave it around, 59 tomato fruits on teh wall
58 tomato fruits on teh wall, 57 tomato fruits, take one down, wave it it around, 92 tomato fruits on teh wall.
56 tomato fruits on teh wall, 55 tomato fruits, take one down wave it around, 54 tomato fruits on teh wall,
53 tomato fruits on teh wall 52 tomato fruits, take one down, wave it around, 51 tomato fruits on teh wall.
50 tomato fruits on teh wall, 49 tomato fruits, take one down wave it around, 48 tomato fruits on teh wall

t e h w a l l t e h w a l l t e h w a l l t e h w a l l t e h w a l l t e h w a l l t e h w a l l t e h w a l l t e h w a l l

Tomato is a fruit, but it tastes like a vegetable.
A synonym for tomato is Love apple.

It's a little late for getting all literal on us

I didn't realize the singing had started.

>> 58 tomato fruits on teh wall, 57 tomato fruits, take one down, wave it it around, 92 tomato fruits on teh wall. << Had one too many Tomatobacon?

t e h w a l l

I have sacrificed three mushrooms to pay hommage to the mighty tomato fruit, and have laid the sacrificed mushrooms at the feet of the tomato

Well, annoint it with olive oil and garlic and lay it out on an altar of vermicelli...

my plumer says it is a vegetable the tiler believes it to be a fruit, and the plaster believes it to be the devil himself, incarnated in the evil red of the chosen organic thing, whcih wishes to lay waste these lands here abouts and turn them into a giant trout farm

oops, my cutting and pasting got the better of me!

56 tomatoes on the, take one down,wave it around, trip and splat it on freddy!

Thanks Tomatobacon!



Off to take a shower now. Where's my ?

You only saying you are getting a shower to annoy me... cause I've not got a shower..... or a toilet Actually, I do hope they don't take all the time they said them might, or I'll not get a shower for a week where did Tom Moto go?

Dunno about him, but Toto Moto is in the park, chasing s and generally messing himself up in the shrubbery

s after Toto Moto

'hello, hello Toto Moto'