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Post 101

IctoanAWEWawi

is it a smiley - tomato ?


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Post 102

badger party tony party green party

Damnsmiley - doh

YES.smiley - ok

smiley - rainbow


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Post 103

IctoanAWEWawi

smiley - laugh Y'see, I always said i was telepathetic!


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Post 104

Baron Grim

Yes... that's all very nice Ictoan, but we still have 19 more questions to go...

Is it red?


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Post 105

IctoanAWEWawi

Ah, yes, good point. Can we come up with 20 questions about a tomato?

I know!

Is it a fruit?


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Post 106

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Why stop at 20?
I think we should go for
'101 questions of a tomato'.
Right, and so far we have, plus a few additions....

Is it animal?
Is it mineral?
Is it vegetable?
Is it fruit?
is it red?
is it green?
is it a tomato?
is it alive?
is it dead?
does it have seeds?
Can you cook it?
What is its name?
Does it have a birth certificate?
Can you kick it?
Does it rattle?
Can you squish it?
Does it have teeth?
is it involved in an international espanage mission?
Is it a nuclear device?
Does it have its own shoes?


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Post 107

Baconlefeets

does it have a green bit?


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Post 108

badger party tony party green party

Answers:

Is it red? Whose colour chart are we using?

Is it a fruit? Depends what YOU mean by fruit sailor?smiley - winkeye

Is it mineral? Its got minerals in it.

Is it vegetable? Mostly.

Is it fruit? See above

is it red? See the above above the other above.

is it green? See the above and follow instructions from there.

is it a tomato? See post 102 preferably on this thread but you could try others Im just a quiz master not some kind of facist, despite what this hat might leadd you to think.

is it alive? Its as alive as a yoghurt.

is it dead? No.

does it have seeds? I cant see from here.

Can you cook it? Yes I can.

What is its name? Killer.

Does it have a birth certificate? No

Can you kick it? Yes I can, like my tribe that flows in layers. Makin' rhymes on the studio conveyors.

Does it rattle? No and nor does it rattle, but it does roll

Can you squish it? Yes I can.

Does it have teeth? Not yet.

is it involved in an international espanage mission? Classified.

Is it a nuclear device? Yes.

Does it have its own shoes? No all property is theft.

smiley - rainbow



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Post 109

badger party tony party green party

Does it have a green bit? See above answer regarding colour charts.

smiley - rainbow


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Post 110

Baron Grim

Where was it on the night in question?

How did it get here?

Has it ever been fried and if so, was it green at the time?

What is that watermelon doing there?

Has it caught up with whatever it was it was doing before?

If an east bound train is travelling at 20 kph and a monkey lets go of the tree branch at the same moment the shot is fired, then who ordered the cappellini siciliano?

Is it well red?

Is it on the vine?

And if so, Vhy doesn't it sober up?

Has it polished the silver?

When did it first begin to question its identity?

Does it wince when it hears the word 'puree'?

Could it have had a V8?

Does it realise I still have six more questions for it?

When was the last time it saw the cucumber?

Why did it cross the road?

Does it blame society for its crimes?

What does the albatross have to do with it?

Why is it called a beefsteak?

Has it ever been to Roma?


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Post 111

badger party tony party green party

Where was it on the night in question? Over there....no not there a bit to the left...yes there.

How did it get here? It rolled from a bit to the right of where it was.

Has it ever been fried and if so, was it green at the time? Thats two questions and I only do one at a time. Its the rules.

What is that watermelon doing there? The watermelon is underage and inadmissable in evidence.

Has it caught up with whatever it was it was doing before? It wasnt doing anything and you cant prove it besides thers this other thing what you dont even know about.

If an east bound train is travelling at 20 kph and a monkey lets go of the tree branch at the same moment the shot is fired, then who ordered the cappellini siciliano? I dont know but i do remember that the air conditioner was in bay purple 37 or was it 47.

Is it well red? its well something, see above.

Is it on the vine? No.

And if so, Vhy doesn't it sober up? Its too young to drink, it hasnt even got teeth yet.

Has it polished the silver? Saucysmiley - blush

When did it first begin to question its identity? It has no identity.

Does it wince when it hears the word 'puree'? No

Could it have had a V8? It can do anything it sets it self to do and we should not impose roles on it.

Does it realise I still have six more questions for it? I answer the questions that why Ive got the hat.

When was the last time it saw the cucumber? We dont speak aboput that.

Why did it cross the road? Because the cucumber was coming out of the offy and we dont speak about or to the cucumber anymore than we have to.

Does it blame society for its crimes? The "crimes" are still a matter for the courts to decide.

What does the albatross have to do with it? Albert Ross was my old PE teacher.

Why is it called a beefsteak? Im blame the Brussles Buerocrats for making everything hard to spell.

Has it ever been to Roma? It has no birth certificate have you tried getting a passport without a birth certificate these days.smiley - headhurts

smiley - rainbow












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Post 112

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Is it aware of the problems it has caused over its classification?
Does it read?
Does it hop and dance and sing and shout?


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Post 113

Baconlefeets

Does it shake it all about?
Is it's left leg in?
its right leg out?
does it do the hokey cokey?
is that what its all about?


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Post 114

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Is it a pineapple?
Is it the national animal for your nation?
Is it incredible?
Is it larger than a dover sole?
Does it have more spines than a peach?
Can it vote?
Does it provaracate?
Has it ever directly caused an international crisis?
Does it 'po', 'po la', 'wataaaang' frequently?


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Post 115

Teasswill

Do its ears hang low,
do they wobble to & fro?


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Post 116

Baconlefeets

can you tie em in a knot?
can you tie em in a bow?
do you get a funny feelin when they're hangin from the ceilin?


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Post 117

azahar

Is it my imagination or has this initially serious and ernest horticultural question regarding tomatoes turned . . . dare I say it? . . . somewhat SILLY???

smiley - biggrin

az


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Post 118

Baconlefeets

Absolutely, this is far too silly, it started out as a nice thread about whether or not a tomato was a fruit or vegetable and has gone completely into something katy cornered. Stop it at once!


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Post 119

Researcher 556780



veeery inteeerarreeeestin....*said in russkie accent*


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Post 120

Baconlefeets



Ruskie....theres rusk as in the baby biscuits ad, ruskia kind of sounds like russia, she's peaking to me in a baby biscuit rusian accent...smiley - headhurtssmiley - ermsmiley - erm


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