h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So according to rumour, at least 2 of the England squad are gay. Anyone know who?

No, but I'm eager to find out.

Wahey - welcome back

Tis' but a fleeting visit but, rest assured, I'm drinking a Stella, and thinking of Mr Gerrard...

(and I'll probably be around most of the night. Be afraid!)

Mr Gerrard is gay
Roymondo's on Stella

Mr Gerrard isn't gay but Roymondo /is/ on Stella so doesn't care about reality.

Doesn't matter. You've outed him now. He will be forever gay in my mind.

Mind you, Michael Owen looks a little light on his toes doesn't he

Only two of them gay? that wasn't what they told me at that* party when I was with em

Oh no, "Roasted" 2legs

I've always had a suspicion that Rooney is a butch dyke.......does that count?

And i'm a bit torn then between Foo-foo Trixie-Belle Owen, or Francesca Lampard.

In a short while incidently i'll be Gladys Over.

It is with great regret that I have to announce that, from my point of view, the England team is lacking on 'phwoar' front. I've a lot of nice young chaps in other teams (can't think which off hand) and been disappointed by Englands' totty total.

Can I ask what relevance this has to anyone playing football?I'm sure there are rugby players,cricketers,tennis players,snooker players,golfers,boxers and wrestlers that are gay..Do we care?does it affect their abilities? does it heck...

Flippantly: it's completely irrelevant.

Seriously: the last out English top-flight footballer (Justin Fashanu) killed himself for reasons that weren't directly related to homophobia but certainly linked.

On a lighter note: If Michael Owen comes out I've got first dibs!

I've heard that Sol Campbell is gay

I've heard that too but unless he comes out it can only be taken as tabloid-stylee hearsay. Besides, he's not my type...

I think he's a total fullon sex god, every which way.

Furry muff. If you don't fight me for Gerrard, I won't fight you for Sol. Which makes me think: Sol & Owen wrestling...

BTW, it's completely relevant

How many pubescant young girls stare up at their adored heroes on the bedroom wall? We have a duty to save them from the years of angst, heartache and pain ahead if they discover they've been drooling & dreaming over someone who plays for the other side, so to speak.

(Frankly, if anyone calls me homophobic I'll wet myself )

*Gets SWL a towel, and change of strides*

Why?

It's kinda comforting in a warming way.