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My Fly Zip Keeps Falling Down!
Mu Beta Posted Jul 29, 2003
Yes - I don't particularly want my jeans sewing on, thank you Odo.
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My Fly Zip Keeps Falling Down!
Beatrice Posted Jul 29, 2003
Huh.
It was good enough for Olivia Neutron Bomb in Grease
My Fly Zip Keeps Falling Down!
Beatrice Posted Jul 29, 2003
Beckham style sarong to keep the..erm...offending parts out of sight?
My Fly Zip Keeps Falling Down!
Mu Beta Posted Jul 29, 2003
'Scuse me - nothing offensive about them. 
I don't think I'm cut out for skirts, though.
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My Fly Zip Keeps Falling Down!
Abi Posted Jul 29, 2003
Yeah but it will be relief when he can't talk anymore.
My Fly Zip Keeps Falling Down!
Abi Posted Jul 29, 2003
Yeah but it will be relief when he can't talk anymore.
My Fly Zip Keeps Falling Down!
Mu Beta Posted Jul 29, 2003
Tut tut. Italic doubleposts.
Honestly - you give 'em a job, and they still can't restrain themselves from compulsively hitting the Post button...
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My Fly Zip Keeps Falling Down!
Beatrice Posted Jul 29, 2003
be a relief when WHO can't talk anymore?
B?
Or the "boy done good" Beckham?
And why cant he talk anymore - cos his sarong's too tight?
Excuse me, I appear to have been contaminated by a certain other thread which shall remain nameless, and my responses have denigrated into a series of insults. My apologies.
THREAD!
Here - use this thread for yer trewsies
My Fly Zip Keeps Falling Down!
typolifi Posted Jul 29, 2003
You can try taking your shirt out and wedging one of the lower corners of it in the zip.
My Fly Zip Keeps Falling Down!
David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted Jul 29, 2003
Untucking your shirt so that the flies area is not visible is definitely the most sensible option. I had to resort to that when my flies decided they didn't like being done up the other week - one hour into an all-day rehearsal! 
The untucked shirt ensured that the rest of the cast was unaware of fly positioning.
David
My Fly Zip Keeps Falling Down!
Tefkat Posted Jul 29, 2003
Just leave it and see wheyher anyone notices. 
My Fly Zip Keeps Falling Down!
Mu Beta Posted Jul 29, 2003
Hmmm...if I were working with some sultry 20-year-olds, that might be a viable option.
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My Fly Zip Keeps Falling Down!
Saturnine Posted Jul 29, 2003
You could always take them off. I mean, they might not notice, you never know.
My Fly Zip Keeps Falling Down!
PQ Posted Jul 29, 2003
Yeah, just makes your legs a bit dirty
Or you could distract people from the zip area by wearing your trousers back to front.
My Fly Zip Keeps Falling Down!
Mu Beta Posted Jul 29, 2003
And I thought ideas couldn't get more ludicrous than GD's suggestion of standing on my head...
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My Fly Zip Keeps Falling Down!
Tefkat Posted Jul 29, 2003
Why not wear all your clothes back to front?
My Fly Zip Keeps Falling Down!
PQ Posted Jul 29, 2003
So did you actually do anything about it in the end or have you been sat there for 3 hrs enjoying the breeze?
My Fly Zip Keeps Falling Down!
Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Jul 29, 2003
Problem with clothes back to front- you look like a member of Criss Cross
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