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So come on ppl, we all been there and done it, whats your worse chat-up line?

I met a guy the other night, that was trying to chat me up, and didnt want anything to do with him, but at the end of the night, i though, mmmmmmmm, cute!!!! Than I saw him chatting to two other girls, and though, get his attention, and he will come over to me, which he did, and i asked if he was desperate as he was chatting up anything at this point, and than i just laughed!!!! Funnily enough, it worked!!!

So there you go, come on, tell me yours!!!

Trust you Candice!

My m8 used to try this in the club

Hey darlin, how do you like your eggs in the mornin? Fertilised?

Needless to say I never saw him "pull"

"Hi, beautiful! Fancy a dance?"

"Not with a child."

"Sorry, I never realised you were pregnant. Bye."

I was at a party with my other half once, and we were obviously an item, and this bloke (not anyone I knew) said to me "but are you happy?" and gazed at me meaningfully...

Trouble is you always think of the zippy witty retorts 3 hours later...

I know a few from ones we made up for the school yearbook a few weeks back:

"I like math. You want to go to my room, add my bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?"

"I'm not looking for a relationship. I'm looking for an experience."

"Are your legs tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all night!"

"Why don't you come and sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"

"I'm not drunk, I'm picky!"

And the archityple: "Do you come here often?"

Having never chatted anyone up or been chatted up, well, I dunno if they'd work

"Are your legs sore?"
coz you've been running through my dreams all night!"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"




yawn, just buy me a drink and I'll thing about it!

ain't that the truth

oooh! thought of the other one I was thinking of!

"I'm like an M&M, I'll melt in your mouth, not in your hand!"

ugh

I knwo

Why is it always the blokes that have to buy the drinks?

well currently I'm the only one buying the drinks cause I@m the only one old enough!!!!

that should have been "well I'm a girls and I'm currently I'm the only one buying the drinks cause I@m the only one old enough!!!!!"

you know, it's a damn good question " why do blokes have to buy the drinks?" and to be honest, I don't know. They just do. I mean, not all the drinks, girls should take a turn to buy a round, but even though I pull my weight, and belive in equality of the sexes (to a point!!) it still seems an unequivocle law, a guy chatting a girl up, _should_ buy the drinks.
Once in a relationship, share and share alike (I often slip my fella the money for my round so that he gets to go to the bar for some reason)but during those initial dating stages, the guy should DEFINATELY buy the drinks.
sexist....maybe
unfair....probably
just plain PROPER....absolutely!

don't even start me on that stupid etiquette cr*p...anyway, here's a chat up line that is bad but has had success.

"excuse me, i seem to have lost my number,do you mind if i have yours?"

strangely though, that one has merit.
it's funny, and would sound original if delivered well.
it might even work!

"nice legs. when do they open?"

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?