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Is it hot in here or is it just you?

(So bad it had to post twice )

Think people just forget to be genuine ,honest and nice!
Theres no better chat-up than a bit of sincerity! ..not that id really remember of course!

Ok here we go. Firstly I am a guy and I usually nick drinks off of the girls (my friends, obviously) Went to a housewarming a while back, but didn't have time to pick up any alcohol first, so I was drinking one girls drinks (only met her the day before) So we don't always have to buy the drinks dude, just play the game differently

Secondly here come some really bad pickup lines...

1. "All those curves and me with no brakes"

2. "Are you a parking ticket? Because you got FINE written all over you"

3. "I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"

4. "My name is Milk. I'll do your body good"

5. "How about we play carnival. You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh"

6. "This face is leaving in 10 mins, be on it"

However I haven't used a pickup line before... maybe I will try one of 'em one day, just for laughs

Tanzen, you posted it three times though...

- why am I a magnet for these things?

How about:
"Hey, the word of the day is legs. How's about we go back to my place and....spread the word?"

I like that one... might have to try it... probably get smacked though I would quote a Kevin Wilson song here, he has a great pick up line that will either work, or get you smacked, but due to it's content I am sure that someone would object and press that YIKES! button

Someone once came up to me and said, "Are you perky?"

I would have been interested, but I was too busy cracking up - eventually I reminded the bloke of the old-fashioned puppets Pinky and Perky, and said, "No, I'm Pinky"...

He ran away!

x x Driver

Chat lines usually work better for boys then girls, because boys are less likely to be insulted by somebody just coming up to them and being a little sleazy....as a general rule....

"I like that top, it's very becoming on you...of course, if I were on you..."

...Oooh, that may be a little too raunchy... ?

If I told you you had a beautiful body....would you hold it against me?

How's about we go back to my place and play armies? You lay down and I'll blow the hell out of ya!

(Can you tell I've spent far too much time around boys who were a bit ?)

I think that the best chat up line noone has ever had the courage to use goes as follows:

Person A: "Howay pet, fancy a shag?"

B (usually): "No"

A: "Well do you mind lying down while I have one then?"

Go on, try it. What have you got to lose?

Perseus

'You dont sweat much for a fat lass'

Just remembered another couple

1. How about a f**k and some pizza? What don't you like pizza?

2. Excuse me, how about a f**k or should I apoligise?

Ive just remembered a rather drunk friend of mine telling me if he was going home that night (he was staying with friends) tat hedve had to drag me back n do disgusting things to me..or something to that effect..
I just laughed n told him to sober up! ..he was too ..

The same person also on another occassion tried if you dont stop talking im gonna have to snog you..i shut up! ..the whole 4 years this went on for i couldnt get in through my heead that he actuallly did like me! he gave up in the end..

Plazzy, very good like that!

Theres no better chat-up than a bit of sincerity... yes, once you can fake that, you have got it made

To be honest, the best chat-up line going is a guy coming up to you and asking if you want a drink/dance, but chat-up lines can be so funny and brake a lot of ice

"So, if I give you my phonenumber, would you bin it or would you call?"

Just recalled one once told to me by a friend.
Step 1. Go to bar and get a glass of ice
Step 2. Pour ice on ground and stamp on it
Step 3. Look at girl and say "Now that I've broken the ice, how about a f**k"