h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I would have to say, 'Ay Ay Ay Ay Moosey' by Modern Romance .. dear Lord, the humanity.

Right well if no one else is going to confess..

It's a toss up between Wet Wet Wet 'Wishing I was Lucky' and a Spurs FA cup final song!

I cower in shame

Bad singles lurking somewhere in my various cupboards:

LV- Gangstas Paradise (a solo version by the fella who did the chorus on Coolio's version)
Mike Flowers Pops- Don't Cry For Me Argentina
East 17- Stay Another Day
The Spice Girls- 2 Become 1 (although their debut album was quite good)
Wet Wet Wet- Somewhere Somehow


And, as a side issue, what aboput albums? My choice of albums is normally far better than my choice of singles, so the worst one I own is actually by my favourite artist, but is a truly dreadful album. "Blind Before I Stop" by Meat Loaf.

Well either that, ot Timmy Mallet's album that i also own.

I did have a couple of Shed 7 albums and a Gene album. They are pretty cringeworthy.

I was bought a Scat Man John single for my 18th - about 7 years after the single came out. My friend Lotty said it was in the bargain bin in Woolworths and too good to miss. It's a classic.

Liam.

You know Skatman john's dead? He died of a heart attack shortly after all the hits.

all the hits? Was that a typo?

Liam.

I shall rephrase.

He died of a heart attack after both the hits

I was talking about the word 'hits' in referring to the subject of his songs

Liam.

Debut single "Scatman" reached no.3. Follow-up single, "Sctaman's World" (which I hold to be the superior record) got to no.10

Incidentally, he died later than I thought, in 1999.

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Egon, official biographer of "scatman" John Larkin.

Ok, so they were popular but the word 'hits' is an anagram of another word, which the <./>HouseRules</.> wont allow me to post here. Scat is the eating of the anagram of 'hits'.

*awaits moderation*

Liam.

*whispers*

Mr Blobby on vinyl with a free badge

*quietly sneaks out the back door hoping no one heard*

Don't you go thinking no one heard you come in!

On vinyl?! Yo, we could get that on the one's and two's, cut in with some Bob the Builder baseline, innit

Liam.

"Bob the builder baseline"

Bob's started playing tennis?

Yes, he's got lovely balls.

Liam.

Have you ever seen that filthy "picture" text message of Bob the builder with thwe caption "can he fix it", and if you scroll down, the picture changes to a hugee erection popping out of his dungarees with the caption "YEs he can!"

I like the way you described it as filthy - almost as if you didn't laugh at it whan you say it

Liam.

Oh, it was absolutely bleeding hilarious.

There's nothing like wap porn to get you ing

Liam.