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Post 1

The Groob

This is a groansome game I sometimes play with my buddies. We start with a subject and take it from there. Puns should be as bad as possible smiley - smiley To start with the subject of:

Trees

I'll leaf you to it.......


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Post 2

Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude

Excellent! But let's try and STICK to trees without BRANCHING out to plants and whatever yet.


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Post 3

The Groob

Not many entries yet. Maybe I was barking up the wrong tree smiley - sadface


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Post 4

Beatrice

Dont go pining for sympathy just yet!

The problem with this sort of thread is that you cant see the wood for the trees.


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Post 5

Lady in a tree

Nothing to add so I'll BOUGH out of this one...

btw - when do YEW decide enough is enough?


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Post 6

Beatrice

Fir point, Lady in a.....hang on!

I've just twigged!


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Post 7

Lady in a tree

smiley - laugh


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Post 8

The Groob

When I've got enough I'll start logging them.


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Post 9

Reality Manipulator

From Richard Whitely:
The swordfish is mighter than the pen.smiley - smiley

ja


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Post 10

Geggs

Does it have to be BAd puns? After all, a good pun is it's own re-word.


Geggs


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Post 11

Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude

I WOOD post some puns for YEW, but I can't remember any. I'll ROOT around for some and try to find ACORN-y one for you.


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Post 12

The Groob

Don't overdo it or you'll end up bushed.


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Post 13

Alkland - In need of a SHIBBY!

OAKy-doky. I WOOD help you but we're running out of tree jokes and we'll end up repeating ourselves. Shall we change subjects before people get SYCAMORE tree jokes?


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Post 14

Beatrice

I'll LUMBER up and oPINE that there are many more tree puns waiting! I know I FELL about laughing at some of those out-STANDING contributions.

But I don't want to be at LOGGER-heads with yew all: it wood SAP my energy and you would have CONKERed.

smiley - star


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Post 15

The Groob

Perhaps we should have a new rule - a new pun for each 20 entries.
So, entry 21 suggests the new topic?

Do you cedar point?


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Post 16

Beatrice

That's a TREEmendous idea!


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Post 17

the_league_against_helium (see A816996 and A823448)

It would be if things didn't seem to be going PEAR shaped.


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Post 18

Mycelium


Alder best ones have been done already


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Post 19

Mycelium

changing topic each page means we won't have to read any bark-log
smiley - erm


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Post 20

the_league_against_helium (see A816996 and A823448)

just as well, because this thread is going to be very poplar.


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