h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Have you sweept up today?

No.

I shall hoover later though.day hoover that is ..not the great one!

I would sweep...had I anything *to* sweep . I have carpet everywhere, even in the kitchen; nasty 70s trailer psychedelic sh*t with all the charm of astroturf and none of the pile.

I won't sweep today, I swept up the bottom of the stair case yesterday, as I removed all the junk that had accumulated there... Seeing the floor, for the first time in quite a while, a sweep was the only solution... I'll mop it but not untill after I've moved all the c**p from teh loft down, and had it taken away, then, and only then, hopefully I can rejoice in having a space at the bottom of teh stairs, which will, hopefully remain clean, and not cluttered by c**p I might hoover tomorrow night, being a devotee, I only ever try to hoover at night

I hoover once a month at best, as that is when the flats are inspected, although they apparently only call in the cleaners (at our expense) if the place gets _really_ dirty.
As for sweeping, I don't think we've even got a broom.

...look, i don't think any of you should be making sweeping statements like this.

alec.

*chucklegroan*

(*sweeping in from the bathroom, very* clean I now go play violent and agressivly on the guitar, to make me real mad and confrontational and agressive ready for my meeting with my tutor to sweep their comments under the table with whitty, symantically correct and legally agressive comments

People that sweep at night make me mad, as that is hoovertime

Hoovertime? Can't touch this. Da da da da, daa daa.

Liam.

Do you get time and a half for it?

Noggin

More than time-and-a -half: you get two-time!

'sweep me baby, one more time' well I can see the logic of many things no, I've jus tentirely forgotten what I was about to say then

I think this thread is converging towards the puns thread.

'This thing, called hoover, it shakes all over like a jelly babe, this thing, called hoover.... Crazy little thing called hoover' 'you sweep my heart away'

I swept up the sugar I spilt whilst making chocolate bread, but it was only a small patch of floor.

Ændr

Sounds perfectidly reasonable to me... I need to clean the house soon, its been about a week since hoover or sweep did occur

have dayswept again, as is the way of things.

Have dayswept myself much recently, and nighthoovered as appropiate