h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"Grannies that suck the flavour of the chrisps and put them back in the packet"

WHAT?!

"Grannies that suck the flavour of the chrisps and put them back in the packet"

WHAT?!

it was a joke

people who don't get sarcasum

"Grannies that suck the flavour off the chrisps and put them back in the packet"

WHAT?!

it was a joke

people who don't get sarcasum

Uptight poeople who have no sence of humour

Unfunny people who are surprised and offensive when people don't laugh at their 'jokes'.

B

French They are really not worth sucking 'cos there isn't any flavour; but it does at least mean no social gaffes or gagging Granny.

zdt

Yeah, french crisps totally suck.

The worst thing is, they only sell them in massive packets, so get "Crisp Lust", get the things home, dive in, discover they are pieces of cardboard & get left with a bin bag full of the damn things.

Walkers cheese & onion...repeat X1000

I take it you live in France?to lurk PS

zdt

For some reason I actually get severe abdominal cramps if I eat cheese and onion flavour crisps of any brand

Dog poo not cleared up by the owner of the dog

Assuming they have owners; dogs roam about freely round here going about their business. Business being the operative word, as the strays always pick our front garden to leave their 'deposit'. Must be because we have pooches and they can smell the scent.

People who have latch key dogs

I really hate that default shade of blue on XP.

How addictive, chocolate is. I often go through months when i only eat something chocolatly,as a treat, maybe once every 2or 3 days.

At the moment though i've just re-discovered quality chocolate, such as Green+Blacks, and these amazing Mingles. I've also started a job, which due to its proximity to a fast food outlet that sells nothing healthy, is now 'encouraging' me to eat regular egg and bacon rolls
That, combined with a sudden reduction in excercise, due to a new location, and dependance on car, means i'm well on my way to becoming a fat B**tard

Swearing when there is no need for it.

That's what we call them round my way.

Getting back from a visit to the shop and realising you've forgotten something.

People who don't respond to phone calls ...time...after time...after time...then come round whinging "Why didn't you phone me?" when you finally give up & think "they obviously prefer to be left alone"



zdt

I was watching Bolton V Arsenal on telly. When Bolton scored they played 'I feel good' on their tannoy system. It's intrusive and not necessary - when your team scores you feel good anyway.

young lads Spitting when walking along