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The Queen vs. Sharon Osbourne.
Saturnine Started conversation Dec 17, 2002
Which one are you going to watch on Xmas day? I'm bound by metal loyalty to stick with Sharon (she brought me Tool 2 years running)...but what about everyone else?
The Queen vs. Sharon Osbourne.
Hoovooloo Posted Dec 17, 2002
Did you see Dead Ringers last night? Ozzy as Dumbledore! The funniest thing I've seen this year, no contest...
H.
The Queen vs. Sharon Osbourne.
Saturnine Posted Dec 17, 2002
No! Bah!!!!! Although did you see the Royal Variety show? Rory Bremner doing the perfect imitation...
So which one Hoo? Sharon or the Queen?
The Queen vs. Sharon Osbourne.
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 17, 2002
SHaron, obviously 
The Queen vs. Sharon Osbourne.
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 17, 2002
...Well considering I've just about got the entire Sabbath and Ozzy back catalogue now, on CD 
*thinks about going to pick up a guitar 
I'll only get confussed, and not figure out which guitar to use 
The Queen vs. Sharon Osbourne.
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 17, 2002
Hmm, not so much loyality, but concern over the consequences if I don't, 
The Queen vs. Sharon Osbourne.
abbi normal "Putting on the Ritz" with Dr Frankenstein Posted Dec 18, 2002
IF I had the choice, Sharon without a doubt
The Queen vs. Sharon Osbourne.
Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured Posted Dec 18, 2002
If either of them were going to be on tv here, then Sharon. Definitely.
The Queen vs. Sharon Osbourne.
Saturnine Posted Dec 18, 2002
Yeh. I wonder if the Queen smells like Old Lady...?
The Queen vs. Sharon Osbourne.
Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured Posted Dec 18, 2002
All I know is that the Queen would nivver say "Martha Stewart can lick my Scrotum" and you gotta respect that...*G*
The Queen vs. Sharon Osbourne.
Saturnine Posted Dec 18, 2002
All Hail Sharon Osbourne, simply for making her children s**t in a Tiffany box to send to her enemies. The true face of rock and roll...
The Queen vs. Sharon Osbourne.
Stephen Posted Dec 18, 2002
Personally I intend to adopt the third alternative and switch the idiot box off!
The Queen vs. Sharon Osbourne.
Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Dec 18, 2002
The Queen, thank you never much. I have a feeling Osbourne's will be rather... depressing.
The Queen would probably not say that- possibly because she has a better grasp of female anatomy than Osbourne. Plus of course, any insults flying from the Queen's mouth would never get reported.
The Queen vs. Sharon Osbourne.
Saturnine Posted Dec 18, 2002
The Osbournes? Depressing? Not compared to the drivel of the Queen. I'd rather not listen to a carefully prepared speech full of nothing but s**t thankyou!!
The Queen vs. Sharon Osbourne.
PQ Posted Dec 18, 2002
Well I'm planning on watching a shiney new dvd or sleeping or eating...tv at christmas is crap, the cheesy films on before are good but the rest of it stinks....plus they've cancelled university challenge
on monday !!
The Queen vs. Sharon Osbourne.
Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Dec 18, 2002
The Osbourne speech will be depressing, because its bound to be about her fight against cancer. What fun.
At least you can take the piss out the Queen's speech, Hell, you can even turn in into a drinking game (shot each time she says "my Government", shot for "looking forward" etc). A speech about cancer isn't funny.
The Queen vs. Sharon Osbourne.
Wampus Posted Dec 18, 2002
Knowing American TV, we'll probably be shown Sharon Osbourne and not the Queen.
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The Queen vs. Sharon Osbourne.
- 1: Saturnine (Dec 17, 2002)
- 2: Hoovooloo (Dec 17, 2002)
- 3: Saturnine (Dec 17, 2002)
- 4: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Dec 17, 2002)
- 5: Saturnine (Dec 17, 2002)
- 6: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Dec 17, 2002)
- 7: Saturnine (Dec 17, 2002)
- 8: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Dec 17, 2002)
- 9: Saturnine (Dec 18, 2002)
- 10: abbi normal "Putting on the Ritz" with Dr Frankenstein (Dec 18, 2002)
- 11: Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured (Dec 18, 2002)
- 12: Saturnine (Dec 18, 2002)
- 13: Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured (Dec 18, 2002)
- 14: Saturnine (Dec 18, 2002)
- 15: Stephen (Dec 18, 2002)
- 16: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Dec 18, 2002)
- 17: Saturnine (Dec 18, 2002)
- 18: PQ (Dec 18, 2002)
- 19: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Dec 18, 2002)
- 20: Wampus (Dec 18, 2002)
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