h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Buahahaha...how many people looked in on this thread because of the title? Did the cheap ploy work? Goood!!

So yes, on to the serious question. In Deuteronomy 21, in which the rights of the firstborn are discussed...nah...

The serious (?) question is more Song of Solomon in nature..This question has been touched on in other threads, but much too lightly for my taste. What is your favorite, most turn your crankish body type on the two sexes?

For ME: men - i likes them rather tall, rather wiry. Hair color and eyes are not so important as angularity of the face, and deeply set-eyes. Now the fun sex:

Women - There are two kinds: I LOVE little lollypop sucking, vinyl wearing goth chicks, with beautiful Hentai-looking hair in vibrant colors, with perky bosoms, and tiny, lithe little bodies. This image is inspired by a stripper I have a really bad crush on..(her hair smeelled so goooodd). The OTHER kind is that unapproachable, porn-star looker. She is probably an firmly upright 34 D, has a nice round a**, full pouty lips, breathes more than talks, wears too much mascara, and has no tan lines. This image is brought to you courtesy of a Vivid Productions porn that involved a nurse..grr..I wish I was a male pornstar sometimes..just for a day!! oh!

OK, having got that out of my system, whatchu think?

*grins*
*pours herself a and leaves the bottle sitting out for passers by*

Nyssabird- what a cheap trick!! :D Takes a few big gulps of to get the old mouth going...

I think I might watch too many blue movies myself, but here's my favorite body types:

Men (and do I ever love men!!)- tall (at least 6 feet), not too thin but not too stocky, nice ass, nice teeth, and f**k-me eyes. Eye and hair color is not all that important, but I'm not really into facial and/or body hair.

Women- Well, as far as women go, I'd do me!! I'm a short, green-eyed redhead, with the 36D's, full lips, and chunky butt, etc etc. Otherwise, all I can ask for is well-trimmed fingernails.

hoo-wah girl!

MMM, interseting idea.

For me - women - any dominatrix will do, as long as I get to wear my maids uniform.

Men - they will have to wear their uniform as well.

*drags her new pet thread back up to the top of the ask list*

Alive is all I ask these days.

Don't sprain anything now.

LOL

Alive? Hhhmmmm. Now there's a thought...

Yes..*sigh*..my personal issue, having forgotten in indicate how crazy British accents make me, is one of distance.

*campaigns for a land bridge *

Women, obviously.
Hmm, well, if they can wrap their legs around their head......

Yep, thats it, so long as they can wrap their legs around their head...

or round yours would be better!

Oops to far

What about a woman who can hold her breath for several minutes?

What on earth for?

I'm a bit baffled also.

But then that is hard to do!

Breathing through your ears is a plus.

too far again

Tall, angular face, deep set eyes?

Hmmm....

I'll get my coat....

Tall, angular face, deep set eyes?...sounds like an to me!

RE: Potholer..whatever..I's already tol' ya youse a fine thang.

No..not alieny. Not in the least. Think Andy Garcia. Or Jude Law...he so pretty!

Oh. and was it Mina that made a comment about a live being sufficing. Whatever to you too - I looked at your pictures and you are absolutely gorgeous.

Now that I've translated that into English, I feel better

Whatchu talkin' 'bout Mistuh?