h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh go scratch ya butt nits

I just did, and it sort of reminded me of em´s facial features.

Creachy, you are the lowest form of life but at least that gives you something to aspire to.
T'mershi, your lower intestine called- seems it shot out your body the last time you defecated out of self-defense.
Em's, we finally learned what your name means- *Much More Muck Means More M*sterbation, Mom.*
Emmi, two monkeys dropped by to ask how they're seeping wounds gave birth to you.
Tube, I'd say get a life but the one you have seems to keep that pea brain busy enough.
Saturnine, get off the floor, although we may have to rock you gently to break the suction now that the ooze has dried a bit.

Hah. cl, you pleasure truckdrivers on the side of the road. I hardly think you are one to insult me!!

What difference do a few dozen female truckdrivers have to do with anything? You should take up competitive swimming- the six fingers with webs would be a distinct advantage, not to mention the frictionless slime you exude.

Female? That's not what I saw...

NarcF**kers

Rat rubbers...

Hah... You bunch of corpulent shrub-fondlers... Festering freak-watchers... Pink tutu-wearing, effeminate hairdressers...

Be a hairdresser yourself please.

What a shame! I came here to see some masterful insults.

Oh well.....I'll come back in a day or two. Perhaps, by then, someone will post one.

NM

it's been a few days since i've stopped by and from what i can tell there isn't much i've missed. same old same old. don't any of you have the active brain cells with the ability to come up with some good (new) sidesplitting insults?
jd

Hey T´mershi, your about as charming as an incontinent mound of puss.

An as for you cl zoomer who ? your thicker than a Donkey's dangler. So there..........

Where has Tube gone? At least with him, his posts were clever

Everyone hates you. Get over it, you have less of a shot at success here than an infected cup of menstrual fluid. O.K

I see it must be a stretch for most here to see an insult when it slaps them in the face......

Oh well...why am I not surprised!?

NM

Probably because you are more naive than a rancid dirty butt plug.

Ems, you've never removed your butt plug - probably the reason why you've gained so much weight.

T'mershi, it looks as if you've already horribly insulted a hairdresser - why else would your hair look like a wildebeast's a**?

Tube has decided he's got better things to do than lavish praise upon you bunch of feculent, nose-picking Neanderthals.