h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm not sure that posts do get removed at the touch of the yikes button. One's I've yikesed took a while to be removed.



>>2. All insults, slander and bithcing must be completely unfounded and inexcusable.*<<

I'd better not call you the complete twat you are then, as it's most certainly true

kea, you're a sweet, well-mannered, nice intelligent person. Your personal and oral hygiene cannot be faulted.

Freddy, you are some kind of all-purpose god and I am so impressed by your impecable presentation, your inherent kindness, and the tenor of your outstanding moral character.

kea, you ae so full of original thoughts that no-one could ever accuse you of copying someone else's style.

RF

Freddy, your style is so special and unique and..._creative_ that people are lining up round the block to be able to emulate you.

I know, kea, I know. it's just the burden I have to live with. You, on the other hand, are a pile of old cr@p.

RF

And you're a little sh*t

47 minutes, and *that's* all you can come up with?

Blimey, you can hear the clockwork whirring from here.

RF

You're both the fungus that grows on the bottom of the trash can that's used for doggie doo-doo at the park. And not the green stuff either the nasty, smelly black stuff that's in the cracks that the cleaner can't get to.

Enough with comparing Freddy and all his losers companions here to fungus and the lower life forms! Fungus is an extremely useful and essential part of existence, unlike Freddy et al. And you.


Freddy it was the best 47 mins I've spent this week. A finely crafted insult - short, pithy, to the point, and oh so accurate.

It could have been more descriptive. You, for instance are a hard, rough, painful, difficult to pass little sh!t that hits the bottom of the bowl with a clank like a marble, entering the ecosystem like a concentrated inorganic poison.

You do seem _very_ familiar with excrement, cl.

You're right, I should stay away from you.

Probably best. Wouldn't want sh*t and anti-sh*t to come into contact. It would cause the universe to be sucked into a giant toilet.

You're so right, I am in fact anti-sh!t. It must explain why I want to run away from you as well.

Actually being an anti-sh/t is not preferable to being sh/t. It is still sh/t.

Are you all really scared of saying shit? Poor things, *much sympathy*

I see no reason why you can't say the word shit, being as what you talk about it mostly shit anyway, in fact you could say that shit happens when you attempt to communicate.

Verbal diaorhea has nuffink on you lot.

I don't want to say the word out loud since you'd all come running up to me like little (brown) doggies if I did.

I see you all still have butt holes for a face....

Ah - plumbing new depths

*Would someone please open a window? When did you lot last wash?*