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How do i know any of you really exist?

Post 1

Is mise Duncan

Is there any way that you can tell that the other researchers are definitely people and not some kind of AI computer algorithms? I remember that Eliza was pretty convincing in the 1980s, so I'd imagine the technology could fool me now.


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Post 2

Researcher 177704

the only way i can think of is to go to a meet. but then how do you know that everyone there aren't actors, paid to maintain the pretence that h2g2 is maintain by real people?

smiley - rocket


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Post 3

Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream

(pinches herself)..ouch..i'm real..smiley - laugh..

..smiley - zen..


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Post 4

FiFi

I don't exist. I find myself floating through this thing you call life wondering what is happening, and what I am doing here (or am I there)..........smiley - ermsmiley - smiley


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Post 5

Mother of God, Empress of the Universe

Have faith.

smiley - ghost


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Post 6

Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2

well ditto.How do We know YOU exist?
Icog.


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Post 7

Tube - the being being back for the time being

The more challening question is: Can you prove that there are more than say 100 RL people posting here using different personae...?


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Post 8

neoBrad - no I'm not! I'm lying!

How do we know anyone exists? Everyone in life - h2g2 and RL - could just be a figment of my imagination. Or yours.
*Mind goes back to the movie 'The Matrix.*
*Shudder.*
smiley - smiley


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Post 9

Bob Gone for good read the jornal

hate to disspoint you but there was 110 at a meet if that helps
of corse I dont know how many where reserches and how many where just friends


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Post 10

Tube - the being being back for the time being

Which meet, the 2002 London one? I didn't count them but I recall a figure of 90 attending researchers. You'd have to add friends, parents ...

At the Danish Easter Meet (keep your eyes peeled for the report in the next h2g2 Post) there were certainly more h2g2 personae then people...

The upcoming USA (Penn.) Meet will be interesting I guess, number-wise as well.


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Post 11

shrinkwrapped

Surely you don't believe that America exists?

All that happens is that you get put in a 'plane', which is really a giant simulator. This simulator is then put onto a train and carried accross mainland Europe to somewhere in Russia, made up to what we are told is "America". I know what's REALLY going on.


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Post 12

26199

Unfortunately the field of computers-impersonating-people hasn't really moved on at all since Eliza... they ran into the slight problem that you *can't* just cheat to simulate a person, the thing has to have real knowledge of the thousands of aspects of every day life... and, in fact, it has to have real intelligence (the two sort of come hand in hand).

It may not seem like a big leap from Eliza to something that could fool you... but it is, a truly terrifyingly huge leap.

So you're safe for now smiley - smiley


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Post 13

Wargamer (The Wanderer)

What was Eliza? How convincing was it?
...
People have intelligence? smiley - doh


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Post 14

Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking

As far as I remember Eliza was a simple computer program you could "talk" to using a conversationthread like this one.
The only thing it did was replying by changing your statements into a question, giving the impression of a really interested psychiatrist.

Of course we all really exist. You only don't know whether we are living people, intelligent programs or hiding aliens testing us, single or using one or more aliasses.

You know what? I really don't care as long as I cannot discover the difference and I am having fun.smiley - cheers

Quoting Mrs. Slocumbe from "Are you being Served": I am unanimous in this.smiley - winkeye Or was it We are?


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Post 15

Phil

I don't think the Turing test has been fulfilled yet though they do issue prize each year for the best so far.

I know I am real. I also know that several other researchers are real having met them. I have also seen the hub of operations at bush house so I know that esists.
Do you Duncan Spearcarrier Jones? (and no a note from your mum won't help smiley - winkeye)


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Post 16

26199

This was Eliza:

http://www-ai.ijs.si/eliza-cgi-bin/eliza_script

smiley - smiley


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Post 17

Gnomon - time to move on

Duncan, Eliza really wasn't convincing. It fooled some people, but nobody had every encountered anything like it before. No computer has ever come up with the sort of insights that a three-year-old child can produce. Sadly, the state of Artificial Intelligence is nowhere near true intelligece. In the 60s, it was thought that intelligent computers were just around the corner. There was one in the film 2001, which was set only 24 years in the future. We've come a long way since then and have only just scratched the surface of intelligence.

Stephen Pinker gives the following dialogue:

Woman: I'm leaving.
Man: Who is he?

When a computer can understand that, it will be some way to being intelligent.


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Post 18

doctor colin

Hello There, my question is ,do I exist? and if I do, can I offer asmiley - donutandsmiley - tea to this debate , if I don't exist will thesmiley - donutandsmiley - teastill exist?

Thesmiley - doctor


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Post 19

Whisky

I don't exist


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Post 20

Researcher 157542

Neither do I


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