h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Everyone, I mean everyone* always* forgets the canal....

Lettuce not forget the hoover though

The canal?

No, lettuce not forget to hoover the louvres and those dark dark corners where the s lurk.

The cannal that flows thick with the dust of a thousand thousand empires, states and cultures, flowing throughout all of our lives, from the cradle to the grave, from the door to the wall, and from the pavement to the field. The dust of a thousand thousand generations, forever growing forever flowing and forever to be cloggin up our inner souls until the mighty hand of the mighty hoovery one does sucketh. Oh how we yearn for the sucking that will surely one day come rid us of the cannal of dust the eons thick dust-sludge of the thousand thousand generations, the filth and dank dark dust that did lurketh and simmer quietly undisturbed whils the hand that holds the hoover wans't holding the hoover lettuce contemplate the Cannal of dust and think of the nighthooverly riddding of the canal of dust lettuce spry

Quick! the cammal is coming! Hoovers to the ready!

*Switches all appliances to maximum "SUCK" in readiness*

Maxamum suckyness achieved! We're ready *waits for the cammal*

Lettuce Suck !

I've been practising sucking a lot recently lettuce spry and sucketh the dust away

It's good that you've been practicing; it would have been a terrible blow if you hadn't.

Practise makes perfect the hoover is perfect sucking is fun

Amen to that. Preys bee...

praise be indeed and lettuce pray that the hoovery one returns to switch themselves over to the new BBCID

If the hoovery one doesn't return in time, will that mean the account is in fact cancelled?

Surely this would mean that there was a foreshadowing of the future, a prophecy, in the hoovery one's initial words to us...

Lettuce spry.

Praise be indeed! see the prophets words were words of wisdom foreshadowing that which was to be and which now will be....
But let us not forget the second prophacy of the hoovery one... the perpetual stuckness of being 'here'
We are not alone

He is both here and not here, with us and not with us, present before and after the dust and even in the dust and always with us even when he is not.

So treuso ture lettuce spry to the being and nonbeing the here and the nonhere, the there and the nonthere the dust and the nondust mhrily we both and at the wise words the prophet left us with and their seeming contradictory nature only from those words mhrily and thriley can we math the management of the micro system to teh development of the one true truth of the truthness of the truth BoBoBoBoBoBoB BoBoBoB kitkitkitkitkitkit

One day one glorious day

Yewa! lettuce dance!

Xoom soom xoom we're going to hoover each and every room
xoom zoom zoom hoover very soon
zoom zoom zoom going to hoover all in this room
zoom zoom zoom use a hoover not a broom
broom broom broom mov move lettuce spry
broom boom boom let the hooover zoom zoom zoom zoom zzoom zoom zoom zoom zoomzoom
zoom zoom zoom hoover in the room
zoom zoom zoom hoover up the prune
hoover hoover hoover we gotta mooova
hoover hoover hoover let the hoover zoom
zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom
lettuce spry
zoom zoom zoom zom
thriley mhily oh i
zoom zoom zoom hoover hoover hoover here
hoover hoover hoover and all lettuce drink some beer
ale ale ale beer zoom hoover room hoover beer hoover hoover beer beer hoover zoom zoom zoom the beer hoover in the room hoover hoover hoover hoover hoover zoom zoozm zoomz oozm zoomz zomzo

lettuce frible

kinda makes ya wish there was sound on hootoo so we could here the music to that huh