h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

yea, fhrily and mhrily so.

lettuce chant

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for art thou hoover where for art thouh hoover where for art thou hoover, where for art thou hoover where for art thouh hoover"

Repeat

And you managed that without the dreaded page stretch.

no, please not...the repeat.....

I think having the spaces helps
lettuc chant some more
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The most amazing thing! If you really stare at post 5961 (about halfway down, for just over fifteen minutes) - just the way you did with those Magic Eye things some years ago - then you can see an upright vacuum cleaner with full dust bag AND appliances!
I just can't make out who's holding the handle though...

Buffer

It could only be (All together now) ......................

2LEGS!!!!!





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What else can we say, the hoover moveth in unusual ways

What else should wee do? the hoover moveth herein for you and you and you and you and you and we all chant togehter

The hoover hath moved me to move my feet so that it may remove the germ habouring dust and let me rest in peas

Yea for as we all rest in peas one day, but unto then our marrow may cucumber Auberginely on our mhrileyment to our hoovery pineappletainment

Verily, even as I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, as I have my hoover with me........................................



'g'

Yea, so it is so it is and as it is so as it is it is as it is or so I think it was or is at it is's and isness of the 'is'.

Lettuce hoover

Verily say to you. The hoover cometh, and the hoover shall 'suck up' the unworthy and they shall wail within the hooverbag. And they shall gnash their teeth, for there shall be no escape....

Gandalf, Book 2, Verses 8 - 14..............



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Yea fhirly so and mhrily so, lettuc hear their teeth Gnashing in amongst the dust of the holy hoover bag

Lettuce bounce

Many shall come, and many shall be deaf to the words of the hooverbag...
Some shall be saved, some shall not.......

Gandalf chapter one, verse two and three................

'g'

And as unto the unbelievers came the believers, and the believers lo told the unvelievers, and yet they still unbelieved, and the believers did say 'I don't believe' it, which almost made them unbelievers, except they didn't mean it like 'that'. And so they did hoover the unbelievers into their dust-bags.
Mhrihjly and fhirily lettuce hoover again, like we did before hoover hoover hoover hoover hoover hoover hoover hoover hoover hoover hoover hoover hoover hoover hoover hoover hoover hoooverhooverhoover hooover hoo bvhoooe hoover

And the great hoover didst sayeth unto himself, "The beleivers are saying 'I dont beleive it' does that mean they do not beleive in me?? I can have no unbeleivers in my Kingdom, therefore shall mI suck them all up"

Gandalf 7 verses 5 to 20.


'g'

And the Hoovery one sucketh all, believers and non-believers, for the hoovery one enjoys sucking

I think 42 's require more than groveling afterwards... I think it would require war crime tribunals!

so I is stuck here then?