h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i think i've found my new place of worship.

Sprays be a new convert to the holy church of Bob!

Preys bee!

lostmonalisa, there are of course rules and regs, you could read back through to Nighthoovers 2 lordly posts, however the backlog is long and treacherous so I would wait for 2legs to get back from his galavanting and ask him....

If I see any rules and regs around here I'll take them out back and have them shot!

Checks Rules and regs,
425) If any rules and regs are seen around here they are to be taken out back and shot!

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426) Or thrashed(amended by 2legs (2008).

i will beware of those rules and regs. Just let me know if i do antyhing offensive. if i do, its because i dont know any better.

The main rule of the one true church of Bob is there are no rules! Offence is unlikely since very few know what is actually going on, except 2legs and Nighthoover of course!

Actually, they are more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules.



n i g h t h o o v e r

Lotus Esprit

Its 21:30 and from the flat above me comes the sound of somebody using a vacuum cleaner , right in the middle of an England match Could it be ? is it just possible ?
HHooooooooooovery , hhooooooooooovery , hummmmmmm , hummmmmmm . We are not worthy.......lettuce spray .

Believe it or not, I got that from flat above at 02.10am last time, I thought was it or was it not, but who knows the mysteries of the glorious Nighthoover,
lettuce spray!

No no no not the monster, no no no not the monster not the monster not the monster please not the monster, no no no no no no no monster no monster no monster no no no no please no not the monster not the monster look no not the monster no no no no no no not the monster no anythign but the monster anythign but the monster no no no no no really anythign but the monster except the fluff-Elf... But no no no no no no no no no no no monster

It's not the monster... it's the .

Either way, I think I'll hide under the .

joins the hiding place

No one, not man nor beast, nor woman nor child, may hide from the hand that holds the hoover!

The hand that holds the hoover holds the hoover and in holding the hoover the hand that holds the hoover holds the hoover! Fear not the hand that holds the hoover unless you have hoover-hand-holding fear, in which case, its time for that spare pair of knickers you brought along!

All together now

n i g h t h o o v e r n i g h t h o o v e r n i g h t h o o v e r lettuce floss

'All Wail to the Nighthoover!'

Yea thriley and mhriley so lettuce while and whale and lobster also

and now we have the nighthoover smiley ::






oettuce nondeplumb

Oh Whale, for the mighty has not yet appeared in the sacred goo


to the allnighty...


lettuce bee seech thee

make us unworthy keepers of the goo see thy mightiness and bewilder....

Goosy goosy goosy kaboom goosy goosy kaboom boom boom

lettuce spry to the might of the quiffed hoovery one