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Nighthoover: We have been delivered from Petunia... but today it's Lavender! =O was it or wasitnot
The Halibut Posted Oct 3, 2003
yet we wait, strong in our knowledge of the might prophet 
Nighthoover: We have been delivered from Petunia... but today it's Lavender! =O was it or wasitnot
nighthoover Posted Oct 3, 2003
that we do
Nighthoover: We have been delivered from Petunia... but today it's Lavender! =O was it or wasitnot
SEF Posted Oct 3, 2003
It's night and I just did a tiny amount of hoovering (if you ignore the brand name). 
Now there's a point! 
Should nighthoover only ever be portrayed on the right sort of vacuum cleaner? Is it upright? Are their heretical images of other brands or styles?
Nighthoover: We have been delivered from Petunia... but today it's Lavender! =O was it or wasitnot
SEF Posted Oct 3, 2003
Aarrgghh! My spelling has got so much worse round here - mostly by trying even vaguely to keep up with the prolific posters. _@o"
Nighthoover: We have been delivered from Petunia... but today it's Lavender! =O was it or wasitnot
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 3, 2003
I believe it must* be a Hoover that nighthoover so indicated in the prophets own name 
oh, how long must we wait? 
Nighthoover: We have been delivered from Petunia... but today it's Lavender! =O was it or wasitnot
The Halibut Posted Oct 7, 2003
2bSure 2bSure
Nighthoover: We have been delivered from Petunia... but today it's Lavender! =O was it or wasitnot
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 7, 2003
Ahhhh, anticlimax Man!, with a new name.... I was well, a thinking then, for a moment, and well, I'm only totally disapointed 
lettuce spry mrrly for nighthoover gathered breetherin n i g h t h o o v e r
Nighthoover: We have been delivered from Petunia... but today it's Lavender! =O was it or wasitnot
Baron Grim Posted Oct 7, 2003
2b or not 2b cancelled, that is the quest.
Is it nobler 2 have subscibed solely 2 unsubscribe rather than never 2 have subscirbed at aLL? And what of all this dust? 2 suffer the stings and errors of outrageous spellign. Or by spell checking 2 end them. The wainscotting be damneed lest the sofa be moved first. Alas poor Oreck 
(snicker), I knew him well. He was a vacuum of fine suction. His agitator brushes were beyond compare. But where are his dust bags now? Wibble...
Count Zero
Nighthoover: We have been delivered from Petunia... but today it's Lavender! =O was it or wasitnot
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 7, 2003
'Welcome to the hotel H2G2'
'Please mind the gap'
'Tollerence will not be tollerated'
Nighthoover: We have been delivered from Petunia... but today it's Lavender! =O was it or wasitnot
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 7, 2003
'Welcome to the hotel H2G2'
'Please mind the gap'
'Tollerence will not be tollerated'
Nighthoover: We have been delivered from Petunia... but today it's Lavender! =O was it or wasitnot
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 7, 2003
'Welcome to the hotel H2G2'
'Please mind the gap'
'Tollerence will not be tollerated'
Nighthoover: We have been delivered from Petunia... but today it's Lavender! =O was it or wasitnot
nighthoover Posted Oct 14, 2003
Please turn off the light on your way out
Nighthoover: We have been delivered from Petunia... but today it's Lavender! =O was it or wasitnot
The Halibut Posted Oct 14, 2003
I'm just glad I managed to get back n... All that log in changing things and now everything looks so different nighthoover won't recognise the place
Nighthoover: We have been delivered from Petunia... but today it's Lavender! =O was it or wasitnot
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 15, 2003
curtains! 
How will we recognise Nighthoover on her return?
Snailrind Posted Oct 19, 2003
Recently, I *saw* Nighthoover on h2g2. Her page came back, for a day, and there was a big picture of a hoover there, and a longish introduction with some interests and stuff. I think ale was one of them. I didn't know about this cult, so I paid little attention.
[Or he.]
How will we recognise Nighthoover on her return?
The Professor Posted Oct 19, 2003
If the Great Hoover is omnipotent, need It have a gender?
The Professor
Societas Eruditorum
How will we recognise Nighthoover on her return?
Baconlefeets Posted Oct 20, 2003
a bit like my friends rabbit...
How will we recognise Nighthoover on her return?
Baconlefeets Posted Oct 20, 2003
i mean in the non-gender sense of course
How will we recognise Nighthoover on her return?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 20, 2003
oh my
How will we recognise Nighthoover on her return?
Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Oct 20, 2003
so nighthoover didn't come back while I was gone then!
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Nighthoover: We have been delivered from Petunia... but today it's Lavender! =O was it or wasitnot
- 2301: The Halibut (Oct 3, 2003)
- 2302: nighthoover (Oct 3, 2003)
- 2303: SEF (Oct 3, 2003)
- 2304: SEF (Oct 3, 2003)
- 2305: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 3, 2003)
- 2306: The Halibut (Oct 7, 2003)
- 2307: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 7, 2003)
- 2308: Baron Grim (Oct 7, 2003)
- 2309: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 7, 2003)
- 2310: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 7, 2003)
- 2311: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 7, 2003)
- 2312: nighthoover (Oct 14, 2003)
- 2313: The Halibut (Oct 14, 2003)
- 2314: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 15, 2003)
- 2315: Snailrind (Oct 19, 2003)
- 2316: The Professor (Oct 19, 2003)
- 2317: Baconlefeets (Oct 20, 2003)
- 2318: Baconlefeets (Oct 20, 2003)
- 2319: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 20, 2003)
- 2320: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Oct 20, 2003)
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