h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*burp*

Excuse me. I was thinking of kippers.

Latest Count

Liv Tyler - 23½
George Formby - 21½
Rolf Harris - 5
The Ukulele - 3
Nathan Lane - 2
Nighthoover - 2
Al Gore - 2
George Foreman - 1
Will Hay - 1
The Didgeridoo - 1
Kitkat Chunky - 1

This thread to me seems to exemplify this entire site - the art of finding the random, and then expounding upon it to happy absurdity.

But, isn't there a George, Rolf, And bat that bit ozzy vote missing?
Absurd?
Us?
Though I was only slightly sandwich.

I think. Perhaps i didn't make myself opaque.
Go George! Go George! Go George! Go George! Go George! Go George! Go George! Go George! Go George! Go George! Go George! Go George! Go Rolf! Go Rolf! Go Rolf!
Come Back Nighthoover! Come Back Nighthoover!
Come Back Nighthoover! Come Back Nighthoover!
Come Back Nighthoover! Come Back Nighthoover!
Come Back Nighthoover! Come Back Nighthoover!
Come Back Nighthoover! Come Back Nighthoover!
Come Back Nighthoover! Come Back Nighthoover!
Come Back Nighthoover! Come Back Nighthoover!
Come Back Nighthoover! Come Back Nighthoover!
Come Back Nighthoover! Come Back Nighthoover!
Come Back Nighthoover! Come Back Nighthoover!
Come Back Nighthoover! Come Back Nighthoover!
G&T?

Could you possibly reiterate, 2legs? I don't quite understand your feelings.

*giggles*

Well, I could, at a push, be cornered into a position where the most likely state of affairs to resolve that patturn thus created would be by, on my behalf, a reiteration of that, which though already stated may not, at the end of the day, in light of recent developments, or perhaps even lack of developments on the level playing field to which has previously been refered, make more sense, or slightly less nonsense than that which has already been spoken of made in itself though its own reiteration on a wavelength not considered to corospond to that which is refered to herein.
Don't you think?

I can't remember just writting that. Go george! go George! come back Nighthoover! come back Nighthoover! We want our Nighthoover returned! may the evil electrolux man relenquish his grip over our ritious prophet where did anti-climax man! go? maybe he can find our prophet? Go George! eat that KitKat! G&T

I vote for the cryptosporidium parasite which brings Liv Tyler's total to 24.5.

*coughs*

*sits*

*leans*

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ER do you think that you could arrange for the voting results to be announced each week on the Post's announcement page (A788943 )

Tonselitis sucks.
ouch only the return of our one true mighty prophet, nighthoover, the bringer of nighthooverlyness and nighthooverability to all throughout the unnighthooverly lands can return us to the desired end result of all our endless pointless toils in a seccular society without the knoweledge to spel correctly or accept nighthoover, the ruler of the spaces behind pieces of furnature created as a result of the furnation sitting proud of the wall by half a inch or so, as a consequence of the skurting board.

Th
return of our prophet: oh wonderful day!!!

I go away for a while and come back to this weirdness - what the hell's wrong with you lot?

*giggle*