h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

LOL. HEhehe It's impossible to drain this flask. Man, that God sure knows his stuff. SEEing things that were not there.

Yes, Coely, of course the farm has a swimming hole.

(Our RL farm doesn't, but we won't bother about that here.)

There is a tire swing that goes out over the deepest part of the swimming hole. And its best to stay away from the place where the bank kind of overhangs the water because there is a grandfather snapping turtle that lives there who has a foul temper.

DD, are you going to drive the bus? If so, you'd better keep away from God's unholy brew. I'll have another slug.

*Prys the bottle away from alicat. Drinka and experiences the smoke out of the ears phenomenon.*

Hooooooweeeeeee!

LOL. The farm sounds perfect, especially the horses. Tell us about Chicago, Mari-rae. Is it really that windy there?

save some of that for me ...i have had a bit of a time these past couple of days and could sure you some
monsy

*An H-D cruises up behind the bus. Astride it is a strangely familiar figure.*

Greetings, all! You forgot to pick up your winnings. I've got the lot!!

Good going, Doc. Hop on the bus, but be mindful of your broken wrist. monsy, here's God's bottle. Cheers. He calls it Rasputin's Chemical Mindrotter.

LETTS KICK THE TYRES AND LIGHT THE FIRES!!!!!!!!!1111111

All right!!!!!!!!!! Now we're partying big time. Hi, WESTY, I'm alicat. Glad to have you aboard. What are you drinking? I have a bottle of God A.'s magic potion, for a start. Don't mind the smoke coming out of your ears. We've all been there.

pal lets just turn and burn, *takes a swig* oooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwww yeh !



*starts singing " the roof, the roof , the roof is on fire"

~stumbles through the bus, meanwhile bumping into seats and other passengers~
I can't see a thing in here. Where did that bottle go to???

I've got it. *Passes bottle to Kheldar*

~Accepts bottle with a gracious bow, which is not really necessary cause nobody can see it. Takes a swig and instantly smoke comes out of his ears ~
Thank you so much Doc. That was just what I needed!

I think we're the only two still logged, Kheldar. Let's see if we can kill God's bottle or die in the attempt. BTW Where is God A? I haven't seen him around since Greebo's Pre-wedding party.

~Takes another huge swig, and tries to find the airco-switch ~
I have no idea where God is... It's probably important, although I have seen Him around here a couple of times
~passes the bottle to Doctor J.~

~Don Alfredo wakes up from a deep deep sleep.~ I could use a drink right now. Can you pass me the bottle Doctor J.

Be careful DA...
A drink such as this can do really strange things to your head (and ears) when you just opened your eyes .

I just have to taste it. I will take the risk, but you are still alive, so I don't see any problems.

Dr J - is it the drinking arm with the broken wrist? If so, you can share my straw.

I can take much more than you . After all, I am taller than you. It would take a while to fill me up .

It's also further to fall - so be CAREFUL.