h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Smiley singing kids in sixties clothes

We all heading on a Vagas holiday,
No more working for a week or two.
Fun and laughter on our Vegas holiday.
Where all your dreams come true-oo-oo
For me and you.

We're going where there's big wins nightly,
We're going where the chips are blue.
We've see it in the movies.
Now let's see if it's true.

Blackjack and roulette on a Vegas holiday.
Keep on winning where the sky is blue.
Rake in money on our Vegas holiday
No more worries for me or you,
In just a week or two.

~sticks his head around the corner~ Hey there!!
This is one funky bus . When does it leave?

I think we should let others catch up a bit. How much time seems fair? We've got those stupid time zones to contend with.

BTW, good tune, DD.

Oh, I don't know...give them a while. Especially Don Alfredo, as he's the one buying the drinks

Good thinking, Kheldar. In the meantime, God A gave me His flask. It's kick-ass stuff. Makes smoke come out my ears,. At least, that's what God said. Join me?

~pretends to be thinking about this~...
Sure thing . Turn on the airco first then, all that smoke...

LOL Here's to everyone on the bus. *tosses back a good chug. Passes the refilled bottle to Kheldar.*

That sounds like something I should be drinking, can I have some too

Does this bus go past the supermarket?
Is Las Vegas near Croydon?
Who's collecting the fares?

Well if Ken gets the job of mayor of London, won't the fare be nothing

I think we're going to have to go to a supermarket to stock up for the trip. I'm told it's a long way from the Niagara Falls to Las Vegas...

(In best Cliff Richard)

Hey guys, no fares the company is lending us this bus for our holiday.

We still have plenty of food left from our last (rather short) bus trip. That should last us a couple of days at least.

Hey DD, do you know the Dead Kennedies version of Viva Las Vegas?

"Even if i ran outta speed, well i wouldn't sleep a minute of the day" LOL

LOL We'll hit all the wonderful places we all dreamed of going to along the way. Anybody else want to go to New York City? You can drink on the streets there.

I don't know American geography very well, but even i know that NY is not on the way to Vegas from here.......Maybe on the way back, i for one don't want to upset The Don

I had forgotten about him. Hey, Linus, I've saved 2 hits of windowpane for the start of this trip. : Just for you and me, the Merry Pranksters II. We're on the bus, man. God A. gave me his flask earlier. we can down them with that. I must warn you, it's got quite a kick. What the Hell though. *alicat downs a hit of windowpane. She wants to have her last "Heart attack". How about some music on this bus?

*Mari-rae, now in jeans and a sweatshirt that reads "Hit Me" over the picture of a fanned out deck of cards, comes lugging a couple largish suitcases. One of them is clinking as she hobbles along.*

My hometown, Chicago, is on the way. And so is our farm where I live now in Wisconsin!! You can all come over and stay with us on the farm. There's plenty of room. We have horses to ride, goats to pet, several lakes to fish, and a campfire pit.

!!!

After that we could stop at the Badlands in South Dakota, and Yellowstone in Wyoming. Then comes the Rocky Mountains, and cowboy country.

*Settles into a seat on the bus and opens the suitcase that was clinking and mixes herself a nice large vt.*

Anybody else?

"Stuck inside these four walls,
sent inside for ever,
never seeing no one nice again,
Like you..... mama
You........mama

If we ever get out of this place,
gonna give it all away,
to registered charity,
all i need is a pint a day
If we ever get out of here........"

Only just remembered that, about 4 forums too late LOL

Thanks for the stuff Ali

Mari-rae, I'd love a v.t. The trip you've planned is perfect. Especially the farm. Horses are my passion. My dream is of a dapple grey. My one wish. Linus, things can only get better for us. Believe it.

If you are looking for some good road songs go to:
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=36913&thread=46328