h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I believe we have a very good heating system on board already, which also heats the upstairs sections..........and i'm not just talking about the chilli tequilla either

LOL Now you're talking. Besides, Coely's tank needs to be open so she can still drink. God sure knows good booze, doesn't He, Mari-rae? It makes me feel like my feet aren't touching the ground! *Upon closer inspection alicat realises her feet aren't really on the ground. a smile takes over her whole face.* This is going to be a great trip.

Thanks for remembering that the top deck has my tank ali! I like the idea of throwing things out of the bus.
Any drink with a straw please.
Mari-rae, is there somewhere to swim at your place?

When I went to school it was eggs and water bombs out of the upper windows. Do we have any?

As a matter of fact, we have several hundred birthday balloons filled with water. Eggs are a little too messy. Besides, some poor chicken went through labour for those eggs. Coely, I've got God's personal bottle here. This stuff will make you turn backflips and makes smoke come out of your gills. *alicat carefully inserts Coely's straw into God's flask* He called it Rasputin's something or other. I got it at Greebo's party. The bottle NEVER empties.

Maybe you just aren't trying hard enough Ali LOL

*coealacnth drinks like a fish, but alicat is right, the bottle never empties. This is disappointing, because there is no chance to make those empty bottle slurping noises with the straw. (It was the talk of dropping things from the bus that did it )

Hey coely, could you pass me that bottle? I still need to wake up, and smokey ears might just do the trick .

LOL Kheldar, I'm glad you stayed on the bus. I would have really missed you. I think this bus ride is just what the dr. ordered.

Are you kidding me? And miss all the fun? No way . By the way, I seem to develop a taste for very strange drinks .

I know what you mean. I'm really getting into God's elixor. This trip is the perfect way to really get to know everyone. when's your birthday, Kheldar?

March 21th. Just 3 weeks ago...
However, nobody here knew about it, since I was only on h2g2 for 2 or 3 weeks at that time.

Well, happy belated birthday, from one Aries to another. Was it a good one? My belated gift is a googleplex of wishes. I think that might be enough. Now, we must have a toast. To the quickest mind here!

On your marks, get set, GO!
And they're off!
All of the minds are running up and down the bus to see which one is the quickest. Oops, one has fallen down the stairs and landed in the bottle of earsmokejuice.
Don't let them fall out of the back door.














We don't want anyone to lose their mind, do we?

Good God, YES. Isn't that what we really want? Break on through to the other side.

OK, I lost it

Join the club. No wonder I love talking to you. *alicat pulls out God's bottle and takes a good, long chug. Smoke billows out of her ears, which seems to make them tickle. She passes the bottle to Kheldar, and collapses into a giggle fit*

Maybe, I'm supposed to keep chugging to see if I CAN empty God's bottle. I'm going to do it, or die trying. Here goes...

*From drivers seat*

Everything all right down the back there?

Who said that? It's getting difficult to see anything with all of this earsmoke!