h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oooh! *Gwennie looks amazed* Nice one! I hope I can still use my 'puter here......

Tigger recovers from the 'shroom induced slumber (better than red apples, doncha know ?), wanders over to the alcy fish bowl, sniffs the water -- this is *not* water,this is Amyl Nitrate - Tigger, now fully awake, bounces into the wood to find Alicat friends, but finds that the dreadful est/gmt difference has put them to sleep again -

Sits & ponders

Tigger |\/| <--- Sitting spring, waiting for the company to wake up again

*plops in -- slightly dishelved, disoriented, and -way- too tired to read this -whole- thing*

*peers around* Where'd Velma get off too.. and the dutchman.. utoh.. should I not ask?

*attempts to shake the cobwebs off and out and fails miserably*

You can sit on my head Anonymouse, if you'd like to join us in the hot tub. Have a chocolate fish. YK is writing a book on intelligent life with Leonard Nimoy. Shazz and a special friend are 'exploring' the nearby crystal forest. Alicat is confusing everyone with est/gmt heaven. I figured out how to fly, but I'm not going to try THAT again in a hurry. And, Gwennie is sleepy. BTW, there are natives on this planet, but they are ignoring us for the moment. Try the waterslide on the hot tub.

*Having consumed his entire bowl of vodka *
Hmmmm, time to relax in the hot-tub methinks.

*Strips and lowers self gently into the tub, not wishing to cause waves by using the slide.*

Ahhhh, perfect....well almost.

*Reaches out of tub and picks up |_| of Laphroaig*

Cool - hey, what's the secret of flight then (or is it to do with those 'shrooms, again )

Looks up, sees the hot-tub hiding among the palms, bounces over and asks permission to join in ??

Sure Tigger, come on in and join the GMT shift

and while you are here would you mind watching over my baskets of fishies? i must go to the dreaded W-word for a bit but i will return and hope to still have my spot in the hottub as after today is over i am sure i will be needing a good relaxation
monsy

Sure thing monsy, although there may be a minders fee on the fishies

consider fish(es) watched -- (Tigger Stare)

However, the doughnuts seem to be having a rough time of it ......

Tigger |/\/\/|

P.S. Have you noticed how the water in the Hot-tub doesn't actually seem to wet you ? very useful when you're wearing fur !

*slips into the hot tub*
oh dear where has everyone gone...

*off in the distance a still small voice calls out to saffire*
we are working but will be free from our bonds shortly
help yourself to some of the fine goodies until we return.....
monsy

*slides down the slide at just the right angle to skip across the water and plop onto the proffered head*

Tig: Water is just what I need to get the remnants of mud out of my fur.

Whew! The page is here: http://www.h2g2.com/A254576

[YK falls out of a tree, falls asleep, wakes up, forget's he's falling, and buzzes off.]

Might I suggest we move here:

http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=18878&thread=37431

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Oh thank goodness! This party was beginning to crash -- litteraly.

Ah!Now I have this place to myself.
Solitude.
has
advantages

Really? Such as what?

no arguments.@

I wasn't arguing (and neither am I arguing now, merely stating the facts). I was just asking a simple question.