h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Head sticks up above water.
You ate them ALL? And you're still able to speak?

Oi'm 'Amstead the 'Amster, Oi am, Oi am,
Oi'm 'Amstead the 'Amster, Oi am,
I've just bin bot boy the girl next door,
She's 'ad seven 'amsters befo'e.
And each one she 'ad was an 'Amstead,
She won't have a Bernie or Spam,
Oi'm 'Amstead the 'Amster, Oi am, Oi am,
Oi'm 'Amstead the 'Amster, Oi am!

[takes out SD blaster again] Satisfied, Gwennie?

Is your real name Dick van Dycke by any chance?

ate all the fishies??!! oh my!! this is terrible!! what shall i do??!!
*thinks for a moment then pops out of the hottub and runs over to the wooded area to her left*
monsy

*OUCH!!* Monsy!! Watch where you are treading!
shazzPRME

*Gwennie smiles sweetly at YK* Yes, dear that was fine. Now, about those singing lessons......

Err - Monsy seems to be a long time getting the fishes, do you think she's alright?

*Begins to think about how the heck she is actually flying and falls to the ground.* Oh! Ow!! *Climbs back into the welcoming warmth of the hot tub, accepting Gwennie's offer of a v.t. Sings...*

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I love to go swimming with
Bald-headed women
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man


Everybody...

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I love to go swimming with
Bald-headed women
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man

here are more choccy es. Lethe, i'm gladd to see you found everyone. does anyone know where Tigger is?@

Meanwhile, in a secluded cottage just out of sight, monsy is working feaverishly on a fresh batch of fishies*
oh my! i really must hurry!, now where did i put that vodka??
monsy

Erm...Tigger hasn't come back yet

AHHH!! here it is...now how did it get there?? nevermind, i will just fill these fishies and hurry back to the hottub....
*fills fishies and carefully places them in her basket before heading back to the awaiting hottub*
there!, got it!....ok, on my way...........
monsy

*As if by magic BS appears and hands monsy a litre of vodka*

Looking for this ?

Ooops!

*heads after monsy and the fishies*

*looks over at Blueslider walking beside her*
so that is how that vodka got there may i say that you are quite good don't know what i would of done had you not been there...would of been a terrible thing to return with fishies not containing vodka
monsy

How could I not help a monsy in distress Any chance of getting one of those fishies before the vultures arrive?

monsy, you're wonderful. another batch of your delightful *hic* es. i will personally see to it that you get an unending supply of vodka. more drinks everyone.@

Hi Ali,

Thanks for the invite - took me while to get here as I got diverted into the Monsy rescue party. However, she seemed to arrive back before we found her/she realise she was lost !

Got any of those alcy fishes you had earlier ?

Boooinnnggg

Tigger |/\/\/\/\|||||

Oh no, it's the great left shift in the sky, again

yes, pulenty of . glad you made it, Tig.@

BS, for your kindness in making sure my fishies did not go vodkaless i award you this special basket just for you
*hands BS a large gold coloured basket overflowing with the finest vodka fishies seen by man (or woman)*
as for the rest of you....please, help yourself just remember to go slowly as they do tend to sneak up on you
*slides back into the warmth of the hottub and adds a bit more scented oil and colourful bubbles*
ahhh!!!, oh how i have missed this
monsy