h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Here's the escape shuttle! [herds people through] Move! Move! Move! Hurry!

We just got a nice hot tub with naked people in it which seemed pretty enticing despite the fact that I only just got my clothes back, and now all hell is breaking loose again and we have to leave.

Unless we end up somewhere nice that is not just another facade for some malevolent evil, this party is beginning to suck.

*Nick slings the surfboard over his back, takes a last look at the hot tub with naked people in it, sighs, and then joins the 'escape shuttle' party*

Why oh why oh why does this party keep getting moved? Does everyone find it impossible to make do with their surroundings, and drink themselves into a stupor?

Err, excuse me? What's going on, where am I? One minute I'm hiding from a deluge of flying frozen fish and then I'm here - where ever here is....

As far as I can gather, we're escaping from some mad bloke.

Who - the Dutch guy?

I believe so, I'm afraid

I wonder if we should be very afraid or just have another drink....

I say we have a drink, I've still got a few bottles left in my towel.

Linus

At least you're on the Escape Shuttle. There's a hot tub in that room, too. [points to a door marked "Hot Tub" conspicuously]

[Arrythmic resonance present in the Flying Dutchman's primary reactor. T-420 kilomaks until detonation.]


Everyone, keep coming in here! [calls to everyone]

*wanders in with towel draped strategically*....what is going on? Why did we have to move?! We only have your word for it that the Dutchman was evil Mew! Are you absolutely certain that it was necessary to take this shuttle?*spies hot tub*...oh well....*drops towel and climbs in* I think that I will just stay here and wait for the others. I am exhausted by all this moving about.
shazzPRME

*follows behind shazz and lowers herself into the hottub while adding a generous helping of rainbow coloured bubbles to the water*
ahhh!!! i don't care where, why or how we move so long as we are never without our hottub
care for a fishy shazz?
monsy

Thanx Monsy Just what I need!...except maybe a drink...did we rescue enough Mew?
shazzPRME

*Gwennie, vodka in hand follows Monsy & Shazz into hot tub*

Truce chaps? May I join you? I promise there's no iced water hiding behind my back.

sweet sweet hot tub... can i join?

Could actually use a hot bath myself. It's really really freezing outside... Or, perhaps, another Laphroaig would do the trick?

* BS appears a-la Shopkeeper in Mr Ben*

Your Laphroaig Duke.

*Hands over |_|*

I told you there was no need to panic

I never panic. Something weird and totally silly allways happens that saves me...

oh my! looks like our little hottub is quite popular, good thing it is oversized
*passes chocolate vodka fishies out to the others relaxing around her and pours a bit of scented oil into the water*
ahhh!!!, this is good
monsy

Hmmm, hot tub and a good scotch, sounds like an excellant way to relax.

*Pours large |_| of Laphroaig and begins stripping off clothes*