h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well if he does he'd better tell us how to get back to Virtual Cove then, as he believes he's found the way.

DD

Well, it would certainly be a feat if Wowbagger could get me back to Virtual Cove because I've never been there before.

Kensington says that he would like to see Virtual Cove. He thinks that it sounds like an environment better suited for him and his weevil compadres.

That is indeed true I wonder if we will have to revert to skinny
dipping again though
shazzPRME

"NM shreds his recent disguise"

NNOOO!!!! It's a trick...a trick, I tell you! The Dutchman is playing with your minds!!!!! You can't get back to the Cove that way! It's a trap! You'll all be taken as slaves!

Turn back....turn back now, before it's too late!!!

NM

hmm did someone mention SKINNY DIPPING?

Yes! I did
shazzPRME

*pops up suddenly from her comphy chair revealing that under the cushions is a nice warm hottub ready and waiting for a nice skinny dip*
come on in the waters perfect!!
monsy

* peels off clothes and plunges in the tub*Hmmmmmmm this is great
shazzPRME

*adds colourful rainbow bubbles to enhance the effects and add to the allure of the surroundings
monsy

*Gwennie with mischievous grin pours bucket of cold water into hot tub and hides behind chair trying to look innocent....*

GWENNIE!!!!!!!
*turns around and starts tossing frozen fishies at her*
monsy

Ouch! That one went in my ear! Alright - I'm sorry! I surrender!
*Gwennie waves white hanky from back of chair...*

Not good enough! *shazz throws another fish at Gwennie*
shazzPRME

good shot there shazz!!! must say you are quite apt when it comes to your throwing
monsy

Yes, I have had lots of practice...and intend to have plenty more
shazzPRME

[Mew now senses danger coming from the Dutchman, who throws a red-and-purple ball at him. Mew dodges, but the Master Ball hits him and captures him anyway.]

Woah! What the heck's going on here! It took me long enough to track you down after *finally* sobering up in that blasted whale...

[Mewtwo abruptly bursts through the floor (Yes, Mr. Director, you did read that right: he flew through the floow and added a fortune to the budget) and sends a wad of psychic fury at the dutchman, freeing Mew and vaporizing the Dutchman.]

Everybody, abandon ship! Abandon ship! I think. Oh, criminy. We've got to get out of here! I accidentally set up an arrhythmic resonance in the main reactor! I have an escape shuttle right here: http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=18878&thread=36056