h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

From what I gather, we have all been brought a strange flying vehicle by a dutchman to escape the massive explosion of a machine on a surfboard.

*crawls out of nearby hole in floor leading to ship's hold looking significantly less dashing than before*

Ar. Couldn't help but overhear you there, but the surfboard is fine. It's in the costume closet where I left it and it still has my weevils in it. The device in question was removed from the surfboard's storage compartment.

Anyway, I just came from the hold. There's a lounge and a bowling alley down there. Probably more stuff, too, but I didn't explore the whole thing because I landed on my back and it still hurts. Ar?

What's that? Oh, Kensington says he's all right because I broke his fall.

I'll look too...

Want me to heal your back? [waves his hand and Nick's back suddenly ceases to hurt] That better?

Hey, suddenly I feel like a million bucks! Thanks. Ar. Ar. Pr'haps I'll do a bit of bowling, then. Ar.

*Stands, sipping her v.t., and peers over the rim of her glass at the closed over hole in the carpet that Nick had fallen through. Thoughtfully, crosses to the nearest interior wall and pushes. Her hand goes right through.* Hmmm... *Sits down again. Continues drinking.*

"NM peeks from around door"


eeerrrmmm...uuuhhhh I think I already stated that it's not completely safe here. Everything is not as it seems!

No one seems to think there is anything odd about being given free roam of someone elses' ship.......and just where did it come from......and why did it arrive just as we needed it? Whats' the Improbability Factor? Keep in mind, this ain't "The Heart of Gold"!

"NM dons parachute, *just in case*"

OOPPPSSS........I made two mistakes!

Show my last entry as NM!

Now.....let me get signed in properly!

NM

Excuse the intrusion into fantasy, but I must get this back to my page!

NM

If you were so wise and Intelligent NM maybe you should have spelt the latter word correctly!...now...let me borrow that stuff so that I can unstick my feet and I will pop next door and *Go Bowling*
shazzPRME

Cripes! We've moved again? I fall asleep for a few hours and wake up somewhere different. I need a drink!

Can anyone direct me to the bar please?

the bar is straight ahead just behind that odd looking lamp which looks amazingly like NM
*scratches nonnie between her ears and feeds her a fishy*
monsy

Thanks... I think I'll sample the vodka........better put some orange juice with it as it is breakfast time here.....

*Duke stumbles through the door, red face and unsteady legs*
Ah, so here you are. That was a real trick back there! I was taking a sip from my pint of Laphroaig with my eyes closed to enjoy it all the better, and when I opened them again you were all gone. Luckily I found a note of your current vicinity, all the better since that bottle of Laphroaig got away with you. Now then, where's the boOOOOAAAH!
*Duke trips over a stretchjed out person on the floor*
Who's that?!

*Strangled yelp as BS , for it is he, rubs bleary eyes*

Knew I should have found somewhere else to sleep. Still, know I'm awake..

*Deftly leaps behind bar and begins squeezing fresh OJ for Gwennie's Vodka whilst at the same time pushing a |_| of Laphroaig towards the Duke. This last action leaves BS with an uneasy feeling of Deja Vu *

Know I'm awake? Now I'm awake? Forgive me, its early here

Well, it's early here too, and still, there's that glass of Laphroaig...
*Rubs foot which hit BS on head when he tripped over him.*

*Awaking in strange surroundings, with strange familiar faces all around*

Ah! BS the usual if you'd be so kind.

DD

Look, who cleans this place? I got all dusty and icky when I landed on the floor just then. Is there a shower in the house? And perhaps a towel, even? As you know, you can't go through life without a trusty towel.

Sorry my Lord, I think my towel went down with Velma.

No kidding? Boy, you in trouble now. Me too, for that matter, since I left my towel in another forum and I forgot which. I think it was somebodys birthday party...