h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Zippy, do you think you could zap Velma somewhere that would cause his/her mouth to reflexively open, sucking NM in?

[In response, Zippy sends a tremendous amount of electricity at Velma's throat muscle, causing a sort of slingshot-effect that (a) throws NM in and (b) shocks everyone inside Velma.]

So there you are Big Geordie! What happened to the washing up? Or are you waiting for me to do it? Well, I thought I'd go to a party, and you did offer to do some housework, well, you offered last year, but I thought you might get around to it by now. So how much rum have you had? I can't take you anywhere can I? (I really enjoy having a good nag, anyone care to join me? It's good for the soul, weell I enjoy it anyway).

[Mew takes a look at all there. No one has noticed him yet. He identifies YK, Monsy, NM, Wowbagger, and is just turning to Mature Student for a positive ID when he gets a large amount of intense emotion coming from the two other Pokémon in the room. Mew elects not to stretch out his senses too strongly in that direction.]

Thanks Sporky, and YK........I think I have a bit of a glow now!he-he!

I have a plunger....and a "pooper-scooper".....but I think this mess(not to mention smell) require the "heavy equipment"!

"Opens trunk of surfboard, pulls out 18 horsepower floor cleaner and buffer"

OK....ay god, if this don't help.....nothing will!!!

NM

Beware the surfboard! [Zippy stops spooning with Sheba and hits YK over the head with his own PikaBoard] OW! Not YOUR surfboard!

Velma inhales and *swoosh- pop* down the blow hole I go. Hey everyone! I've got munchies! And, phew, candles. What IS that smell? *setting up scented candles in an artistic yet refined arrangement behind Velma's tongue*

[Mew picks his way gingerly around the teeth and the tongue, moving closer to YK. He moves in just closer ... and despite his earliear hopes, gets caught sight of by Zippy.]

[Mew quickly gets behind Velma's teeth again.]

(opening a box) Cheese Nip, anyone?

Yes please Wow NM...that has certainly done the trick!
Thanx for the scented candles Mari-rae..they cast a whole new
aspect on the surroundings! I just hope that they don't melt Velma's
insides too much!
shazzPRME

HOLY S***!!! It got away from me...........Somebody catch that machine before it reaches the intestines!!!!!! I don't think I would want to see the results!!!!


NM

*screams* Arghhhhhhhh!! NM!! Get that thing under control!!
Velma obviously finds it very ticklish!! She is rolling around too
much.I think that she might literally blow us up if that machine
gets any nearer to her colon!
shazzPRME

Hey...I can't run that fast!!!!!! You got to admit, though, It smells much better now!

NM

It does..but I still don't like these spasms that poor old Velma is having...can't you turn that stripper off!!
shazzPRME

Personally, I want to know why the stripper's here at all, considering we're all naked. Oh dear. Now she's shouting "Put it on! Put it on!" to the rest of us. Or perhaps just to me.

Velma's pulsating tongue is starting to make me feel quite queasy

Uggg Can't you stop this rolling around? I'm geting sea sick. *Starts turning a funny greenish colour* I think it's time to go home. *Looks around for the door* (anyone got a bin?)

*hanging onto a tooth* Catch the vodka, somebody grab the vodka. Mature Student, it's down by your foot.

Oh no!! *hruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmppppppppppppppppphhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuugggggggggghhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
Quick......grab everything...she's going to blow!!!
shazzPRME

*lets go of the tooth and clutches the nearest thing to hand, which turns out to be her towel and a squishy bag of chips. This leads her later to reflect on survival instincts triggered by adrenal rushes, and what our bodies might be trying to communicate to us during times of stress*

*suddenly finds herself jolted out of her peacefull slumber by a somewhat ticklish whale and a rather large "tim taylor" style power tool*
NM!!!! what have you done!!??!!!??
rushes for the power stripper and wraps her towel around it in a desperate attempt to slow it down enough to turn it off*
hold still you stupid machine!!! if i ever get this thing under control remind me to KICK NM very hard and very often on his bum!!
*suddenly finds herself being whirled around and around by her towel which has gotten caught in the wheel of the damndable machine*
COULD SOMEONE GIVE ME A HAND!!??!!?? it seems that i have a bit of a problem here!!!!!!
*suddenly Velma starts to blow and all monsy can do is hope everyone has a firm hold to whatever they can find*
monsy