h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome to the bar, pull up a stool and let us take your order

I'll have a please. Can you charge it to the Presidential Suite my employer will be down shortly



*lil looks round the room taking an interest in the other occupants*

you say? Certainly

*Lil pushes her hair back over her shoulder and tries not to snicker at other resident*


*takes another sip of <bubbly*

*Lil pushes her hair back over her shoulder and tries not to snicker at other resident*


*takes another sip of *

*appears in bar, still wearing the old black leather jacket and looking round nervously 'Wisky'
'Whisky please'

*lifts an eye brow at seeing the old leather jacket but is so very professional about it*



One coming right up, Sir.

*reaches for holding his jacket in place in order to conceil something inside the jacket Thank you ery much 8*looks nervously about and walks over to a table in teh corner

*lil decides to refresh her drink and leans across the bar*

May I have another glass of please *she asks huskily*



*turns and sees the mysterious man with the black leather jacket has seated himself at the corner table*

*gets up and walks slowely towards the bar to get a refil

*smiles shyly and quickly puts her head down to hide her blushes*

'Hello'
*the mysterious clad in black strager talks to the pretty girl at the bar
'Shhh, can I ask you a question?'
*nervously glances about
'Is it safe?'

"Pardon"

*looks nervously over her shoulder in case her employer walks in*

"Is what safe?"

Next rounds on me!

*coughs
Errm, what sorry? I said, sorry, asked of you weather you would like a drink...

Oh! Thank you, but no I I have to get back to my room now

Thank you for the offer of the drink

*lil quickly gathers up her handbag and heads towards the elevators*

<greatescapetune

Ok, are you hiding....an aardvark?
Some jelly?
An aeroplane?
A canoe?
Are you happy to see me?

*Wanders in. Unused to such finery hides behind flowerpot with huge shrub in it. Parts leaves with hands and looks out*

No, just this gold bar,
*pulls out gold bar from inside jacket and puts it down on the bar Great, I can walk properly now the weight of that isn't holding me down *looks round nervously you, you you ain't CIA are you?

no, no no no CIA here...

Oh look over tehre! That shrubbery is actually a man-eating aardvark coming to eat you!