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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Mar 20, 2004
*sighs in relief*
*writes down two Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters on Sally's staff tab*
*wonders what to do about the drunk Serephina that is still hanging around the beer taps*
um... ecscuse me, ma'am?
*no, that won't do, gotta be more assertive*
Ma'am, please move to other side of the bar... also, you owe us *calculates* 
for that.
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$u$ Posted Mar 20, 2004
*strolls into the bar*
Gosh, this place makes the restaurant look positively heaving.
*goes round behind bar and pulls out a selection of bottles of wine*
I'm not a connoiseur, but I know what goes well with my dishes. Shame they don't have a barman just yet though.
*pours a 
and starts 'testing' it*
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$u$ Posted Mar 20, 2004
Mmmmm, good 
Will put that down on the dessert menu tomorrow I think, to accompany a nice meringue of some sort...
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$u$ Posted Mar 20, 2004
*gathers an armful of bottles*
I'll just take these to the kitchen for tomorrow then I'm away to my bed.
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Wumbeevil Posted Mar 28, 2004
Oh poopies! I decide to have a wee drink to try and escape the memories of horsey hairs in my pint, and look who's here.
*takes pint and hides behind a passing funeral cortege*
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Yuvi Posted Mar 28, 2004
*places both hands on the coffin in an assertive manner
One 
please!
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Mar 28, 2004
*passes over the coffin to Yuvi*
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Mar 28, 2004
*waits for more customers*
*gets bored and starts cleaning the bar, staying as far away from the coffin as possible*
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Mar 28, 2004
Wonders in from the Diner and decides to watch the *peep show*
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Yuvi Posted Mar 28, 2004
*slowly lifts a corner of the coffin's lid, looks inside, then quickly drops the lid
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Mar 28, 2004
Why did Yuvi run away? What WAS in the coffin? Where are all the customers?
Stay tuned for another thrilling episode of "Mystery Hotel"!
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Baconlefeets Posted Mar 28, 2004
/////tommorow in Mystery Hotel////
My god Janine! Why did you open the coffin?!!!
I had to Brad, i did it because....I'm in love with your stepmothers shoe!
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Mar 28, 2004
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Mar 28, 2004
*wonders in to see he's missed all the excitement 
*contemplates the backlog 
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- 73: Baconlefeets (Mar 28, 2004)
- 74: Yuvi (Mar 28, 2004)
- 75: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Mar 28, 2004)
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- 77: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Mar 28, 2004)
- 78: Baconlefeets (Mar 28, 2004)
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- 80: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Mar 28, 2004)
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