h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Um... I've never heard of him! I've never even been to Guatanamo Bay! Lies! All LIES!

What about General Mayhem, General Ralativaty and Major Ballsup?

Those may be nicknames for some of the members.

The only one I know is Nick. Don't know whether that's a nickname or a real name? Or whether clover grows in Tabasco Springs.

hmmm...it also seems General Knowledge is an excape artist...

One question: Who's General Plotting?

If you go and read the first few posts, you'll find out. Oh and EC kidnapped the original, and several replacement, General Plottings

Doesn't surprise me. Come to think of it, nothing really surprises me about EC.

So you wouldn't be shocked to find out that he's really the trnavestite head of the FBI?

Um, I would be shocked, then angrey, then curious and then hungry, then sleepy then angry again.

I thought Edgar Hoover was dead.

the vacuum cleaner?

Yes.

I thought he was dead too.

What, EC's really a dead guy called Edgar Hoover?

Dunno.

Nein. I couldn't be Hoover. He was a cross-dresser.

Yes, that's it, stick to your story, don't waiver or they'll notice Don't worry I won't tell anyone the truth

... Blarg?