A Conversation for The CLI/STUMPED Mine

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Post 801

Disgruntled Ape

*the Disgruntled Ape steps out of a stall and nearly trips over the cane*

Ook!

[I smell pizza!]

*taking in the situation, DA locks and loads his rifle, steps to the door and opens it a crack. An arrow promptly whistles through and embeds itself in the soap dispenser, initiating a gurgling stream of slippery hand detergent onto the floor*

*but in the meantime DA quickly aims and fires a semiautomatic burst*

*there are louder screams, then dragging sounds and silence, as the apes gather their wounded and retreat to the cafeteria*

Ook?

[Has Zippy delivered? I ordered a pizza 45 minutes ago.]


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Post 802

Disgruntled Ape

*steps back from the door, slips in the soap and falls on the entity with the cane*


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Post 803

Coniraya

*rushes out after the others*


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Post 804

Gobold Slave (you can call me Gord)

*Crouches over Ivana. Gently shakes her.*

Come on, honey, wake up.

*Realizes that if she didn't wake up when he was dragging her in here, she isn't going to wake up with gentle shaking. Changes to vigorous shaking.*


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