h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Prithee tis a foolish thing to be a dizzy sheep,
tell me sir doth a dizzy sheep spin better jumpers?

nay thou doth confuse the sheep with thy wooly kangaroo!

prithee how silly of me, tis a terrable mistake to make,
doth the ditherer ditch dough when dribbeling dosnt deam it so?

Name: Sir Animal-ROH
U-number: 1046172
Type of Fool (see table for examples):
BLT (oblivious fool)

Ah Pity-tha-fool!

We should probably sometime put some notice up telling new people that the table their looking for isn't that one...

Maybe after a nice long relaxing bath...

ar-but !! I'm schizophrenic and it was me who applied, I know that because I was out at the time.

*INSERT*

Schizophrenia is not split personality and has nothing to do with it at all. Sorry it's a hang up of mine

*/INSERT*

even a fool can get it wrong, I will have to reappraise my 'conditions'. But I retain the right to be a full blown idiot 24/7.

just altered condition:- split personality and we're both stupid

Name: Emmily
U190758
Type of Fool: Error Making.

I have from time-to-time added SEM (Supreme Error Maker) to my name tag, after making various silly errors. If there's an error to be made, you can bet I've made it.

IMO I am the of error makers, and can at my own errors. I hope this qualifies me for membership of the Fools Guild if not, I can supply evildence of recent foolish errors if requested.

Emmily

I want examples!

*digs through the floor using a rubber chicken*

You want examples eh

That rubber chicken just reminded me of someting else, I love 'The Chicken Song' by Spitting Image. And, erm somewhere upstairs in my bedroom,I have a rubber chicken.

Ok, on with the examples:

F19585?thread=517205 ~ After I re-read Master B's Post #13 I realised what he meant, too late I'd already clicked 'Post Message'

F19585?thread=292810&post=6034510#p6034510 ~ Post #88 is self-explanitory.

Emmily

Name: sir Animal ROH
U-number:
Type of Fool (see table for examples):
complete 24/7 outrightloonie (again)-(lost)(thread)(can't sew)

I am sure Joe C will turn up eventually
till then I bid thee welcome Prithee sirs tis a wonderful day to be a
and to have a stick with bells on mearaly

Hey Anthea, I have one of those in my bedroom, too a red stick, with a ball shaped top, and strips of coloured ribbon with bells attatched to it. The strange things we accumilate over the years.

Emmily

ah it is true we can collect ment an odd thing
I dont have a stick with bells on unfortunately,

Although I do have a plastic Scythe and a musical clown

Those sound like equally foolish items to posses to me.

Emmily

Well I suppose your correct,
they have very little practical use...

is the fools guild becoming ACE haven Mr eth?

now wouldnt that be interesting