h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Monsy had no need to destroy any living creature. She was born with such an absolute predispensation for the force that the dark side could only wish they could sway her.

For if they could, there would be no defence.

But as it stands, she is so strong in the force, that evil is not a possibility!

NM

i see whilst i have been away doing battle against evil creatures that wish to cause great harm to the good side that my secret has been revealed....yes, my young man, it is true, i have the force and my power is stronger than any ever known.... have you not noticed yet how with just my simple words i have been able to hold you in this forum or how i have been able to with the power of my mind bring others here as well to join me in my quest.........
monsy

yes.....just look how far I've had to come

and you shall be properly rewarded for your loyalty
monsy

LOL...meet you in the Temple in 5 for drinks and goodies

Now THERE'S a force to be rekoned with!

Meanwhile, lest we forget why we're here.................

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AGGHHHH!!!!!...There's that fish again!

NM

Wow, Monsy, I think your force was so strong around 3:00 today that that's what made me fall over. Either that, or I just temporarily forgot how to walk. Oh well, either way, it's a strong force.

I think I got it monsy, I'll fix it on monday. (I am enjoying a rare, quiet sunday sans brat&hubby.)

Birthe, still shcizsofrenic.

*looks suspiciously at Monsy*

Was it YOUR force which caused the extinction of the dinosaurs?

My dear Baron, my force is truly stronge and if you were to know its full power it would surely destroy you.....
yes, Fenchurch that was me causing you to fall...sorry about that but i was exercising my force and you were handy
monsy

The reason I said she must have found and killed a Dark Jedi who was equally powerful, is because no one ever knew about it! Or several whose power totalled equal to her. Because if she was around a more or less equal concentration of the Dark Side to her power with the Light Side, then from a distance it would look like no Force concentration at all!

I can see through your SEP field, now.

Mee-sa think you-sa take all of this Star Wars stuff way too seriously! You-sa obviously obsessa, an' need to get life! Why don-nuh you-sa try laxitive? It could be quite refresh'in, if you-sa let it! Hmmmm... Maybe wee-sa should have named you-sa AK-47 aft-a all...


Oh, and if you want to respond this way without having to go through all the trouble of trying to THINK like Jar-Jar Binks (if you could call it that), then go to this site:

http://www.hit-n-run.com/jarjar.html

I've seen that place. And you don't need to think like Jar Jar to talk like him. You can think like Boss Nass. [shakes his head vigorously while leaving his lips to the forces of inertia whilst ululating, Boss Nass style, making a sound like] BLBLBLBLBLBLBLblblblblblblbl!

Oh MY!!! This better exclude me then...I haven't seen the film yet! I will bow out gracefully

*evil grin*

The kid grows up to be Darth Vader!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

YOU SWINE!!!!!!.....hehehehe...I knew that already,but just felt impelled to write that in here for old times sake

Well, the "spoiler" I posted would only be a spoiler if you hadn't seen the original 3 movies, and had ignored all the publicity surrounding the release of this one...

does anyone remember what we were supposed to be doing in here????....anyone?????.......
maybe something like this......
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monsy

Quite right!
where would we have been if we let offensive rules hamper our naturaly needs?

Spit on! Its your right!

SHCPITTTTTTtui

-B-