h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yeah yeah you know the drill. YK-47 will not be a detrement to All Right Spit Everywhere. Come, join hands, and spit once again.

You were right. I /have/ gone mad, and if you're not going to change it on the list from ¤YK-47¤ to ¤AWAMwl47¤, I'm going to secede. Or however you spell that. Remove my name from the list, and tell me, "You're out of ARSE." That could be a practical way to kick people out, wouldn't you say?

What is everybody on about? I go away for a few day's and everything's gone completely mad, or at least completely differently mad. Did you see the sky go out yesterday?

Oh, the eclipse? I didn't see it; I live in New Hampshire.

You want me to ruin this one, too? I'LL RUIN ALL THE A.R.S.E. FORUMS EVERYWHERE, UNTIL YOU CHANGE THAT BLOODY THING FROM YK-47 TO ¤AWAMwl47¤ ! WAAAAAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

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I'LL DO IT UNTIL ... UNTIL ... UNTIL YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH. AND THEN I WILL DO IT AGAIN! AND I'LL KEEP ON DOING IT UNTIL I GET BLISTERS OR UNTIL I CAN THINK OF SOMETHING EVEN MORE NASTY TO DO AND -- WAAAGH! [falls over forward and rolls onto his back, pointing up] WHAT THE HELL'S THAT!!??

Okay, I won't secede. I will mess up the forums with that "Katsup is Not a Vegetable" nonsense until my name matches with the one on the list ... okay ... hang on a sec ... There. The names now match.

Keep in mind,YK-47, God is in EVERY forum.
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(who needs pidgeons, when you have fish!?)

NM

Sorry. I'm quite mad, you know.

I noticed!

NM

[vigorously shakes his head, while allowing is lips to be controlled only by inertia while ululating, Boss Nass style, making a noise like:] BLBLBLBBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLblblblblblblblblblblblblblbl!

Wow, I'm here just in time to leave again........

Now what was that!?!?

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NM

Well, I was going to come and enjoy the new forum, but the katsup chanting is here too, and I just can't take it.

*Frink runs away to his own page, whimpering*

please come back Frink,,,,we can't not have you here, we will give YK 47 his medication and he will be nice and fuzzy and unable to cause harm agian......
monsy
here have a basket

Thanks Monshari, but I think we are way past the point of medication here. I'll just hang out in a quieter corner of ARSE....

you mean there is a quieter corner of ARSE??!!!....WHERE!!!!!
monsy

You would think that one warning from on high would be enough wouldn't you!!Perhaps you should set up a *why do we have to put up with this Mr.Lynn sir forum..that way the ones above may be more aware of the infantile behavoir of one who should know better at his age!!

ok...as bad as i hate to say this in defence of YK47, he did that last act of stupidity up there before GOD spoke......anyway, now that that is said on with the forum and hopefully he listens to GOD.
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Oh there you are, I thought I had lost you. Thankyou monshari.
I have by now completly lost the thread, but I do want to join anyway.

Accccttthhh-FLUI

-B-

Yes, I will now /not/ chant "Katsup is not a vegtable" 1024 times anymore, especially since [TV`s Frink shoots him in the back with a medication dart gun] Waaagh! [thud]