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What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
Ridiculous Chicken† - a very absurd little bird Started conversation Jun 29, 2005
I would be marvelling at how wonderful it is to be a duck, how lovely the sound of my own quack is, and how people don't think you're a bit of a rubbish duck if you only get a 2.2 in Duckery.
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
Zak the Duck Posted Jun 29, 2005
Same stuff I do already. Swim around, eat breadcrumbs, chat up ladies who all want to be my girlfriend, that sort of thing. Just another day in the office/pond.
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
Baconlefeets Posted Jun 29, 2005
I'd be flying a jet plane to Vancouver to steal all their cheese and smuggle it back into the UK, so that I could bribe lots of mice for their knowledge of Nighthoovers whereabouts.
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
crumbs Posted Jun 29, 2005
I'd currently be going into cosmetics shops to buy lipstick, then I would be mostly saying to the cashier "put it on my bill" be dum chh. In between alot of glorious quacking, perhaps a meow now and then, you know, to keep everyone on their toes
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
J Posted Jun 29, 2005
I think I'd be at a public pond, teaching small children not to approach strange animals, and that when they flee, leave their bread behind.
Otherwise... maybe swimming? I could go for a good swim about now.
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
Ridiculous Chicken† - a very absurd little bird Posted Jun 29, 2005
*waddles into thread* QUACK! *waddles off*
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Jun 29, 2005
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What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
J Posted Jun 29, 2005
Oojakapiv... that name sounds like a sound that a sick duck would make. 
Good work!
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
How Posted Jun 29, 2005
who cares where the thread is, as long as it's wet with lots of nice long reeds around the edge?
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
Ridiculous Chicken† - a very absurd little bird Posted Jun 29, 2005
I wholeheartedly agree with a hearty spate of quacking!
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
pffffft Posted Jun 30, 2005
I would put on a blue sailor suit and start hanging around with a mouse a dog and a thing with teeth hoping that someone would draw me.
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride Posted Jun 30, 2005
Making sure my ar5e was watertight.
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
Researcher 1463359 Posted Jun 30, 2005
PLaying beautiful music with all my Ducky Friends. And getting yelled at by mu8mmy duck for playing my Duck Sabbath CDs too loud.
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride Posted Jun 30, 2005
Eating stale bread
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
Ridiculous Chicken† - a very absurd little bird Posted Jun 30, 2005
Waddling about in the rain doing that amusing dabbling thing that ducks do with their beaks in puddles.
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
Ducky - Chief CPU CEO: The Right Hon. Ms Ducky, QC, PDQ, PMT, ADHD et al. Posted Jun 30, 2005
Swimming around in the water quacking as loud as I can to my favourite song. 
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
YalsonKSA - "I'm glad birthdays don't come round regularly, as I'm not sure I could do that too often." Posted Jun 30, 2005
Wondering what I was doing in the post room.
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
pffffft Posted Jun 30, 2005
a duck in a postromm, why you'd of thought you'd of gone quackers.
*apologises, gets coat and runs away*
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
YalsonKSA - "I'm glad birthdays don't come round regularly, as I'm not sure I could do that too often." Posted Jun 30, 2005
*Wind blows. Tumbleweed rolls past. Somewhere, a dog barks.....*
What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
Geggs Posted Jun 30, 2005
Trying to find out if my quack echoes or not.
Geggs
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What would you be doing at this moment if you were a duck?
- 1: Ridiculous Chicken† - a very absurd little bird (Jun 29, 2005)
- 2: Zak the Duck (Jun 29, 2005)
- 3: Baconlefeets (Jun 29, 2005)
- 4: crumbs (Jun 29, 2005)
- 5: J (Jun 29, 2005)
- 6: Ridiculous Chicken† - a very absurd little bird (Jun 29, 2005)
- 7: There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho (Jun 29, 2005)
- 8: J (Jun 29, 2005)
- 9: How (Jun 29, 2005)
- 10: Ridiculous Chicken† - a very absurd little bird (Jun 29, 2005)
- 11: pffffft (Jun 30, 2005)
- 12: Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride (Jun 30, 2005)
- 13: Researcher 1463359 (Jun 30, 2005)
- 14: Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride (Jun 30, 2005)
- 15: Ridiculous Chicken† - a very absurd little bird (Jun 30, 2005)
- 16: Ducky - Chief CPU CEO: The Right Hon. Ms Ducky, QC, PDQ, PMT, ADHD et al. (Jun 30, 2005)
- 17: YalsonKSA - "I'm glad birthdays don't come round regularly, as I'm not sure I could do that too often." (Jun 30, 2005)
- 18: pffffft (Jun 30, 2005)
- 19: YalsonKSA - "I'm glad birthdays don't come round regularly, as I'm not sure I could do that too often." (Jun 30, 2005)
- 20: Geggs (Jun 30, 2005)
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