h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

(everythings better with a little attitude )

Once upo a time in the north
There lived a dear lass who put forth


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A three-toed sloth was limping
Through a boudoir in which ladies were primping

while chatting to a pimp

(That's for both of them!)

A sleasy little wimp

(to the first)
Refused to pay what she's worth.

(to the second)
Told the sloth, "Your hair wants crimping!"

(it has to do with what you gave us to work with Loony!!!) Jokerford on Luna's PC

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There once was a couple named Kelley,

on a naff quiz show on the telly

They won seven grand

And oddly bought sand

(Don't ask, its the first thing that came to mind)

And so named their first daughter 'Shelly'

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I once met a man name-ed Jed

Who lived in the dust 'neath my bed

His nose was quite hairy

(I almost said "bright orange" instead of "quite hairy" but I'm not that sadistic)

The flare of his nostrils was scary


;^)#

And the dust mites had all turned and fled.

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A man and his old pet babboon

Built a rocket and flew to the moon

They wanted some cheese

But were so hard to please

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Anyone want to give Croz a hand with his Idiot's Computer Dictionary?
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That they tried to eat bread with as spoon

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A man called his brother named Lilly

Who worked in a lab at Goonhilly

He wore a black thong

And sung a little song

That went "I feel chilly... so chilly!"

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