This is the Message Centre for Merkin

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Post 1

Merkin

A young lady from Liverpool Docks


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Post 2

DelphicOracle

Stood watching the sea from the rocks


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Post 3

Bruce

Hit by the spray

;^)#


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Post 4

PaleoDan

She fast ran away


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Post 5

DelphicOracle

Lest her pants end up wet like her socks.

(ooh, vicar!)

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A floppy-haired actor named Hugh


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Post 6

Gridreign741

found with cock in the mouth of a shrew


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Post 7

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Pulled it out in a rush


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Post 8

PaleoDan

And to keep the shrew hush,


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Post 9

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

With his trusty blue sword, he did slew

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I hate Mondays said a llama named Fred


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Post 10

Bruce

By Tuesdays I wish I were dead


;^)#


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Post 11

FiNdUs

on wednesday it happened....


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Post 12

Merkin

Thursday was crap and


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Post 13

DelphicOracle

On Friday I just stayed in bed.

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A bouncy young lifeguard named Pam


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Post 14

Anonymouse

Awoke to her day dreading spam


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Post 15

FiNdUs

on friday they killed him, this cad


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Post 16

Merkin

Her dislike for pork

*single raised eyebrow*


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Post 17

DelphicOracle

Meant that she wouldn't talk
To that talentless Hasselhoff ham
smiley - smiley

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A gherkin peeped out of its jar


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Post 18

Merkin

Well positioned on top of the bar


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Post 19

Red

escape within reach


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Post 20

Merkin

He sprang like a leech (!?!?)


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