h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

For his legs were too busy

He slipped on a banana peel. ~~

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There once was a Rocker from Hale

Whose face went incredibly pale

When he butted his head

Yeah, ta very much. Will manage to work my way through them in about 6 months or so!!

His face became Red

And his mates used his mouth to post mail

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There once were three men in a boat

At sea with a demented stoat,

The stoat made a lunge

The stoat chased its own tail

And they all went to Ipswich in a giant plastic wasp called Eric.

Come on, for God's sake, what happened to that one?

I'll start a new one, in traditional style:

There was a young lady from Lincoln...

who one day got round to thinkin'

(If you look at the timestamps on the two "middle lines", you'll find they were posted simultaneously, both expecting to be the first of the pair... It happens - learn to live with it )

It wasn't that there were two middle lines - I guessed that's what must have happened - it was that no-one seemed willing to finish it.

How do you get that smiley face, by the way?

That was done by typing 8 - ) (without the spaces - becomes )

Full info at http://www.h2g2.com/dontpanic.cgi?name=#12.1

There was a young lady from Lincoln...
Who one day got round to thinkin'

About that boy



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and his battery toy

That he lost one night out drinkin'


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There was a young lad from Beirut

Stuck in quicksand and sinkin

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A loose cannon named Bruce

Could count to 5, you goose


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Double posting, again