h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Errr, thanks, I think. What exactly is receiving the tribute here - my rude mind or my inability to rhyme?

This guy ,Joe, just moved in

To whom is this addressed to?
More importantly, Do I have to decide now?

With a dog, RinTin Tin

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Both of them definately. I think it's a very engaging form of limerickry, to tangentialise (silly word) at the last moment, avoiding the obvious smutty end, or something...

a Kilt, some Haggis and a Caber

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While trying to follow this thread

Of poems which are really bad

If we are going to talk then at least add a line first, k?
Merkin did u get the email?

While trying to follow this thread
With a stuffed-up and feverish head

Go to bed I say

We'd like you to stay,

But I fear you'll soon be dead

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

The elastic in her knickers was stretched

So just on a whim

The result of having been leched



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So from her green dresser she fetched

(I'll do yours if you do mine... )

So she bashfully clutched

A dainty lacy pair

So she wouldn't be bare

Her knicker elastic was stretched
So from her green dresser she fetched
A dainty lace pair
So she wouldn't be bare
It's a crime to go out underdreshed

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A hamster ran round on his wheel

Increasing his sex appeal

When he got dizzy

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