This is the Message Centre for Merkin

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DelphicOracle

Into somebody's Ploughman's lunch - argh!!

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A cucumber sat in the fridge


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Post 22

Some Guy

I won't count that one as a line

Deciding to jump of a ridge


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Post 23

Menza

He landed below


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Post 24

Some Guy

Oy vey, what a terrible blow

http://www.shoutcast.com
type hitch in the search box, it usually returns a winamp broadcast of the original radio series


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Post 25

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

Well, at least it wasn't a bridge!

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While trying to order some coffee,


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Post 26

Menza

And chewing an over sized toffee


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Post 27

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

My finger got stuck


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Post 28

Anonymouse

When I reached for a buck


smiley - tongueout~~

smiley - winkeye


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Post 29

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

And spilt it all over me

(good restraint mouse)smiley - bigeyes

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You can change your name


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Post 30

Si

The door was ajar - just a smidge


smiley - smiley


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Post 31

PaleoDan

You could be a dame


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Post 32

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Fair, fat and wide


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Post 33

DelphicOracle

With no sense of pride
Or if your name's Fergie, no shame...

******

His Grace, the Archbishop of York


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Post 34

RangaKoo

Whilst devouring a leg of pork


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Post 35

Merkin

emitted a cough


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Post 36

Si

Nearly blew his hat off


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Post 37

Merkin

As he shot from his mouth the wine cork

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A wily tree geezer called Frank


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Post 38

DelphicOracle

Took a huge pile of leaves to the bank


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Post 39

Bruce

Seeking a branch


;^)#


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Post 40

Gridreign741

but with no insur-ance,


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