h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Who couldn't muster a hoot

Okay! We get it! She stank.

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There once was a gender imbalance

In a whale named Laurence

There once was a gender imbalance
In a whale named Laurence
He couldn't decide

to flow with the tide,

;^)#

or swim ashore, and call himself "Florence"

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A Teddy, a Duck and a Hobbit

(Stuck for inspiration - that's what's lined up along the top of my bookcase...)

& a bookmark from a bloke called Bobbit,


;^)#

Went into a bar

But not very far

;^)#

With the honest intention to rob it.


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A witch and a wardrobe from Narna

Knew a lion who rarely would harm ya

His quest was not courage

Eyes blue and orange

He lusted after the sweet Tatanya

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While digging a hole outside the shop

Making the customers hop

;^)#

A girl so pretty

I found a fossil,

(Dan, if that was a statement rather than a simultaneous post, visit my friend Ammo's site at http://www.ammonite.free-online.co.uk )

Did sing a ditty

Which I did jostle