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alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) Posted Aug 18, 2000
*Hands Kheldar a frosty Hertog-Jan and a tall Cuba Libre. He is way behind in the drink department. 
* Good work, kheldar. 
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Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) Posted Aug 18, 2000
Drinks!! Now *that's* what I needed
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Aug 18, 2000
Come on! I can't wait to rule a planet!
*Jogs in place, avoiding bodies.*
Kumabear, there is a handy restroom on the train. Hurry!!
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Kumabear Posted Aug 19, 2000
*busying himself making a necklace out of Deimosian ears...*
Restroom?...I usually just open the door and let loose..... I am a bear after all. I don't know what your options are. Sorry.
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Aug 19, 2000
*As a group, all the BFGs make the same sort of -ugh- face and turn their backs to Kumabear.*
~whispers to Kheldar~ Sometimes you don't have to 'do' anything to be kissed other than to just show up!! Although, those pants look good on you too!
~catches Alicat's eye and sees that she agrees!~
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Aug 19, 2000
If you're finished, Bear, we'll all sing HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you!! 
I'll begin:
Happy Birthday to you,
Deimos - home of the reckless
Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) Posted Aug 19, 2000
Happy birthday to you
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alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) Posted Aug 19, 2000
Happy Birthday dear Kumabear.
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Aug 20, 2000
Happy Birthday to you!!!!
xxx's & ooo's
*Ties a birthday balloon to Kumabear's ammo belt so that it floats and bounces along behind him in a happy, party-ish manner.*
I'll bake you a cake when we take over this planet. Promise.
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Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) Posted Aug 20, 2000
btw, before we get really started, I have one question.
When this planet is ours, can I take care of the Disco Dome? I always wanted to have my own disco, and one of those offices with heel-high carpet and stuff. Can I? Can I? Please?
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alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) Posted Aug 20, 2000
LOL. You can have anything you want. Disco King Kheldar.
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Kumabear Posted Aug 21, 2000
I just want to KILL ,MAIM And destROY!!!!
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Aug 21, 2000
Ah, so you are applying for the minister for social security position...or head of the world bank ?
Happy b'day BTW
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Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) Posted Aug 21, 2000
I thought he wanted to be a lawyer
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Kumabear Posted Aug 22, 2000
I think I want to take over planets for a living...
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Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) Posted Aug 22, 2000
Well, in that case, I suggest we stop talking and start acting. This chit-chat has been going on for way too long, and we keep standing here, the Deimosians will be back shortly
Which way shall we go?
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Kumabear Posted Aug 23, 2000
*hears the sound of hurried footsteps behind hem. shots ring out. the bar-fridge takes a hit. grenades roll past......*
uh oh.
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Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) Posted Aug 23, 2000
~suddenly a grim look appears on Kheldars face. He dives to the left, while instantaneously checking his flamethrower~
OK, you punks. You shouldn't have messed with our bar-fridge!!!
~rolls over and aims his flamethrower in the general direction of where the grenade came from. Suddenly...~
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- 261: alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) (Aug 18, 2000)
- 262: Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) (Aug 18, 2000)
- 263: alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) (Aug 18, 2000)
- 264: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Aug 18, 2000)
- 265: Kumabear (Aug 19, 2000)
- 266: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Aug 19, 2000)
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- 268: Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) (Aug 19, 2000)
- 269: alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) (Aug 19, 2000)
- 270: Kumabear (Aug 20, 2000)
- 271: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Aug 20, 2000)
- 272: Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) (Aug 20, 2000)
- 273: alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) (Aug 20, 2000)
- 274: Kumabear (Aug 21, 2000)
- 275: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Aug 21, 2000)
- 276: Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) (Aug 21, 2000)
- 277: Kumabear (Aug 22, 2000)
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