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Deimos - home of the reckless
Kumabear Posted Aug 24, 2000
*dives to the ground and presses mouth to hole in bar fridge in a valiant attempt to save the leaking beer*
BOOM!
BOOM!
*genades explode and bar fridge falls on Kumabear*
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Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) Posted Aug 24, 2000
~Kheldar, who can see the attackers now, presses the fire button on his flamethrower, and immediately toasts two Deimosians. Looks around and wonders why he is the only one returning fire~
Hey Kuma, you OK?
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Kumabear Posted Aug 25, 2000
*thumbs up*
*wonders where the rest of the BFG's have dissapeared to?*
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Aug 29, 2000
*Appears from around a corner*
Oh, i see you are both aware that we are not alone then...
*continues firing*
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Kumabear Posted Aug 30, 2000
*lies comfortably beneath bar-fridge and realizes that a drowning by beer isn't really the worst way to go*
glug glug glug
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Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) Posted Aug 30, 2000
~finishes off the next Deimosian, who is very close to the bar-fridge and pointing a gun at Kumabear. Then suddenly...~
Drat! My flamethrower just broke down!
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Kumabear Posted Aug 31, 2000
*spits beer in interlopers eyes temporaily blinding her. Kheldar take the opportunity to pummel the Deimosian with his broken flamethrower*
AHHHH! Teamwork!
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Aug 31, 2000
*Comes running out of the Ladies and blasts two of the Deimosians. Runs to bar fridge, hoists it off Kumabear, and slaps duct tape over the bullet holes.*
Come on, to the Capitol Building!
*Carefully trots around the blackened smears of what is left of the Deimosians from Kheldar's flamethrower.*
Ugh, icky. *Put her gun to single shot and picks the head off a lurking marauder who was taking aim at Linus.*
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Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) Posted Aug 31, 2000
That sort of things could really make me angry. If anyone could take care of that guy on the roof, I'll take care of ~shoots one of the last Deimosians with the .44 he got off a Deimosian body~ that one .
Maybe we should get moving before reinforcements arrive. I don't feel like fighting another bunch of security people while I'm almost out of equipment...
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Baldrick Posted Aug 31, 2000
*A Deimosan is sneaking up behind Kheldar with a knife. He's poised to strike when......ARGH! A fist has sneaked up and walloped him in the cobblers. The Deimosan collapses, out of it. Balders steps over his prone body.*
Hello. I'm back. It looked like what happened is that someone used a large cane to pull me out of the cab. I've been lost for a day, and then beamed up to my runabout and spent two weeks trying to find your signals.
(Actually, my browser problems had extended to the point where I couldn't even acess the front page. Argh!)
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Aug 31, 2000
Stay cool, Kheldar! Nice shot, btw! Baldrick, better late than never! I should talk; lightning fried my modem last week. Now we're back and ready for anything... right? Linus, chug it and move your a**! Kuma, are you with us?
*The BFGs begin to trot along in a steady, but stealthy manner toward the looming Capitol Building. The bar fridge, looking a little worse for wear, floats along behind them with the anti-grav thingy Baldrick installed humming a kind of marching tune as they go.*
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Aug 31, 2000
*The guy on the roof Kheldar mentioned fires a shot and she whirls and nails him with a short burst. He falls like a brick, crashing through an awning to the pavement.*
Ai-yi-yi, that was close.
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Kumabear Posted Sep 1, 2000
*scavenges ammo from fallen deimosians and finds a BLUE security card. decides to keep it. Jogs off after other BFG's*
mari-rae...you are looking much more determined than usual!
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Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) Posted Sep 1, 2000
... ... ...
No, never mind
~notices a sniper rifle and a semi-automatic lying under another fallen Deimosian, decides those two are better than the .44 he is carrying now, so adds the two weapons to his equipment.
The group walks on, with Kheldar at the rear, scanning the surroundings~
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Baldrick Posted Sep 1, 2000
*takes the lead, pulls tricorder*
Oh no. Bum. Drat. And other things as well. One large troop of about 100 pissed-off Deimosians are approaching. Suggest hiding.
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Sep 2, 2000
Its these black leather jeans I'm wearing, they make me feel invincible!
If we split up and hide on either side of the street we can ambush them as they come up. Wait until they're right between us and then let them have it.
*Rummages through her ammo belt and brings out two small grenades. Grins like this... *
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Kumabear Posted Sep 2, 2000
Ummm...Cross-fire= NOT GOOD.
I sure wish I had another tactical nuke grenade.
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- 281: Kumabear (Aug 24, 2000)
- 282: Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) (Aug 24, 2000)
- 283: Kumabear (Aug 25, 2000)
- 284: Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) (Aug 29, 2000)
- 285: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Aug 29, 2000)
- 286: Kumabear (Aug 30, 2000)
- 287: Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) (Aug 30, 2000)
- 288: Kumabear (Aug 31, 2000)
- 289: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Aug 31, 2000)
- 290: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Aug 31, 2000)
- 291: Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) (Aug 31, 2000)
- 292: Baldrick (Aug 31, 2000)
- 293: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Aug 31, 2000)
- 294: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Aug 31, 2000)
- 295: Kumabear (Sep 1, 2000)
- 296: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Sep 1, 2000)
- 297: Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) (Sep 1, 2000)
- 298: Baldrick (Sep 1, 2000)
- 299: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Sep 2, 2000)
- 300: Kumabear (Sep 2, 2000)
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