h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Or tavern hunks...

Wait a second. This is a train, is it not? TO THE BAR-CAR!!!

*Leaps to her feet to follow the wise and mighty Kumabear!*

Yes Kumabear, a train. Unfortunateley, it's a 1970 tube train, designed for service on the London Underground. 1970 Underground trains, especially those created to serve the Northern Line were not fitted with any sort of food cars, as the average tube journey is under 10 minutes. When you get to the back car, let me know. Now approaching Osterley. Please note that this is an open air platform, so make sure your shots don't go straight up in the air.

:P

*Goes to the back and takes a few desultory pot shots. One of them goes up into the air and she winces, looking back over her shoulder to see if anyone has noticed.*

no bar car. I now understand why so many bears murder themselves.

Can this thing go any faster? If I don't kill something soon I don't know what I'll do.

LOL. *alicat has been suffering from a bout of narcolepsy. She awakens just in time for a bottle of champagne. It is the cure for what ails her. The concern from her fellow BFGs fills her with warmth.* Thanks everyone.

*Hands Alicat a bottle of 'Stay Awake Pills'.*

ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZz...uhhhhh? Wot?
*takes in surroundings*
Oh. I appear to have fallen asleep at the controls. Anyway, this is Osterley.
*train finally stops*
Mind the Gap.
*doors slide open*




Actually, my usual terminal's browser has become strangely allergic to h2g2, and keeps flashing up an error message when I try to get on to the sie.

Kuma, see anything to shoot at yet?

..........no.........

Baldrick, we need some excitement........crash the train.

~grins~

Go between the boats? Are you crazy?

(movie quote)

Calm down, we're nearly there.
Stand clear of the doors, please.
*shuts doors*
*train moves on*
One more stop - Treasury Terminal 4.

We already did the Treasury! We're supposed to be attacking the seat of government and taking it over. The Governor's Office, or the Presidential Palace is probably what we want. Are they next, along with the Treasury? ~hopefully~

*Looks at Kumabear and sees he is getting hyped up for some action. Rechecks her weapon and arranges extra clips for easy access in her pockets.*

*practicing what he's going to yell when he steps off the train*

Come get some!

Gimme some sugar baby!

Eat hot lead mothe f...........no no no. no vulgarity unless i am wounded.

Where the white women at?....no.

ummm...

ROFL!!!!

~suddenly the people on the train hear a familiar voice coming from outside the train~

How about: "Hello, Kheldar. Good to see you again!"

*Not waiting for the train to come to a full stop, she leaps off, flings herself into Kheldar's arms and gives him a big kiss!*

Where the hell have you been?!!! *Realizes what she just did, and pulls back, embarassed.* I mean; Hello Kheldar, good to see you.

H E L L O , K H E L D A R. I T ' S G O O D T O S E E
Y O U A G A I N.

how was that?

AREWETHEREYET???? I GOTS TA GO PEEEEEEEEE........

ROFL!!

I did a bit of snooping around in here, and it is indeed the treasury department. Not much left of it however, after our little...encounter with the Deimosians last time we were here. The Office Dome is about five miles north of here. It's the skyscraper-looking thing over there in the distance. If we're going to walk, be careful not to step on any bodies. I was a bit trigger-happy and got a bit too excited. We shouldn't encounter much trouble on the way. We can never be too sure though...

~although well recieved, Kheldar still wonders what he did to deserve that kiss...~