h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Make up your mind because it looks like the building is going to defend itself. *Noticing that turrets and cornices are altering into cannons and projectile guns.*

Didn't I say that *you* could ride up the ramp, Gwennie? I should think that answers your question .

As for the building, that might pose a bit of a problem. What's the weapon status?

~Kheldar examines his own guns and see that they're still working. His ammo belt is filled with the stuff he got off the dead Deimosians. Suddenly he notices that the cannons and projectiles, although they have a wide range and could be harmful to the group if it stays here, cannot reach them if they stay close to the walls of the building. He picks up Gwennie, and walks up the steps. He looks over his shoulder to see if the rest of the BFG's are following~

C'mon everybody, this ain't no lunch in the park. Get a move on!

*Slips into smug mode as she lays across Kheldar's shoulders in a fireman's lift and sticks her tongue out at the others who are following*

Wheee! This is fun!
*Pinches Kheldar's bicep*
Oooh! I never knew you were so...strong, Kheldar.

*Kheldar reaches the top step and unceremoniously deposits Gwennie on the ground*

Ouch! Careful, you've made me spill my beer! I love adventures, don't you chaps? All this running up and down, ducking and hard work really gives one an appetite! Has anyone got any food?

*The others glare at Gwennie*

What did I say?

*Shots start to rain down on them from the building and the others run for cover*

Hey! What about me?

*Helps Linus(?) lug the bar fridge into the building. Runs up to the information desk inside the rotunda, leaps over it and shoves the security guard there out of his chair. Trains her weapon on him.*

We are taking over now. You're fired. Go home.

*The security guard blinks at her, gets up with a dismayed expression and leaves, shoulders slumped.*

This is going to be easy. These people are really dumb!

*wallops Deimosan sneaking up from behind in the cobblers*

*Still sitting on the ground at the top of the steps, beer in her hand, Gwennie is trampled by panic stricken and fleeing Demosians*

Ouch! Gerroff! Mind my beer! Take that!

*Thows her empty beer can at a passing Demosian*

OW! $^#$ Watch where you're...

hey... it's YOU guys!

Where have you been? Where are we? What's going on? How come I don't remember? Is everyone still here? What's happened? Can I have a BFG? Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight? What IS the Ultimate Question? What are the 11 secret herbs and... uurgh! *faints from hyperventillating*

*Gwennie waves one of her feet under the prone Wowbagger's nose as she doesn't have any smelling salts and he comes round, coughing and spluttering*

Oops! Sorry Wowbagger. It's been such a long time since I've bumped into you, that I didn't recognise you.

Apparently, we're taking over the planet of Deimos and raiding it's treasury. Well, when I say "we", I'm just being carried along by events and people (ask Kheldar).

I can't help on the chewing gum front, as I've never tried it and as for your other questions...May I suggest you just have a beer from our mobile beer fridge?

Welcome Wowbagger! Could you just drag Gwennie into the capitol building's rotunda with you? There are plenty of weapons to be had lying about on dead Deimosians. Choose what you'd like.

Thanks for the walloping back there, Baldrick!!

*decides it is only fair that if he has to lug the beer fridge around it is only fair that he has a dispreportionate amount of the proceeds *

*Linus opens the bar fridge, then finds to his dismay that it is nearly empty.*

Ooops! Sorry about that, we've been meaning to fill it up again. Just haven't had a moment to do it yet.

*Takes the opportunity to remove one of the remaining beers from the fridge while it's open*

Hi Linus! At least the beer fridge isn't so heavy nowadays!

What do you mean "drag Gwennie" Mari-Rae? I seem to be getting the impression that you lot think I'm rather...shall we say...lazy?

*places keys in the little plastic tray and procedes through the metal detector......Detector beep beep beeps ~Kuma stands back and opens fire on detector blasting it to smoking bots*

I don't like bells and whistles....

*Watches the display from behind the beer fridge*

Ooh, look! Fireworks!

*retrieves keys from little plastic tray*

*Looks at Gwennie*

I think it's time that tou got up, don't you?

Aww! It's rather conveniently comfortable here!

*Sighs and pulls herself to standing*

Cor! What are these? *Looks down at her own legs*

They are what you are going to use to climb the stairs with. I don't like the idea of using the elevators. We could get trapped.

Kuma, I've always wanted to blast one of those things. Can I do the next one if we come across one? Please, please, please?

For pity's sake, let her or she'll keep on about it and sulk lots too!

*Feels exhausted at the prospect of having to use her own legs and also feels the need for another beer to cushion the shock of exercise*

Well, maybe we can get the Deimosian government head to come down here to the lobby for you, Gwennie. Sheesh!