h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

(ok, Stan!!)

HELLLLLLPPP!! Get away you filthy thing! (as a beastie leaps and almost snatches her foot in its jaws)

*aims rifle at rope holding the ladies aloft*

I would shoot you down but you would be torn to shreds by the beasties.

Thank you for not shooting, Kuma!! Shoot those beast things!! Look out!!! There are Deimosians creeping up behind you!

*Closes her eyes tightly and sticks her fingers in her ears*

Let me know when the carnage is over...

~takes out two Deimosians who are just about to shoot Kumabear~

Ladies, why can't you keep yourselves out of trouble...now I can't even finish my beer...

~reloads his semi-automatic and walks up to the net. Is very disappointed in the Deimosians who are trying to stop him, cause they're not doing a very good job ~

He's blaming us! Sheesh!

(Calls to Kheldar) Too much beer might spoil your aim, anyway.

LOL!! I would never blame you for something like this. It helps to make jokes about the situation, cause otherwise this madness would surely get to me

As for my aim, there's nothing wrong with that, with or without beer. I takes a lot to fill me up, so my vision is still unclouded

*Stays culed up tightly with her eyes shut and fingers in her ears*

What's going on? Is it safe to look yet?

Do the letters S-N-A-F-U mean anything to you, Gwennie?

(calls to Kheldar) Ok, then! Anytime now!

(to Gwennie) Look at him grinning there. He's opening another beer!! I think he's enjoying seeing us up here. Baldrick, Linus and Kumabear are laughing too. I think I just heard somebody say something about leaving us here as bait for the rest of the Deimosians. They wouldn't do that, would they?

*One of the beast things snags its fang in the back pocket of her leather jeans. It tears a small hole, then drops panting back into the pit.*

OUCH!!

Laughing? Me?? Would I do such a thing?

~shoots three more Deimosians and releases mari-rae and gwennie from the net. is trying VERY hard not to giggle~

Are you ladies alright?

Thanks, Kheldar. I'm ok.

*Twists around in an effort to see the damage to her backside.*

Maybe some duct tape will hold it together. Did anyone bring any?

*Lies in a burbling heap on the ground*

Thanks chaps! Can I have one of those beers please, Kheldar. My nerves are shot to pieces!

*Pulls herself up, using Mari-Rae as a prop and shakily steps over some dead Demosians*

~opens the bar-fridge and agrees on the fact that it needs restocking. after a while he manages to find two more beers though. offers them to Gwennie and Mari-Rae~

Drinks are being served, ladies

*Drinks the beer, making a face. *

*Sits down in a heap, leaning her forehead against her propped up machine pistol.*

Just give me a minute and we'll go in and take over this building.

(they are before the steps of the capitol building)

*Finishes her beer*

Thanks Kheldar.

Steps, Mari-Rae? You expect us to be able to climb some steps and after all we've just been through?

*Wimpers*

~sigh~

We can also put you in a wheelchair, so that you can ride up the ramp next to the steps

Yes.



And thank you very much, Kheldar!

That sounds more like it! Thanks! So, who'll be doing the honours and pushing my wheelchair up the ramp?

*Looks round for volunteers*

Guys?

*Appears out of nowhere again*
Not me. Sorry, got stuck in a bush.

I don't think that I'm the bear for that job.